The vet is a blimp. A frozen cat is just going to bounce off. You either need to keep the claws on and rip the blimp to ribbons, or roll the cat into a cute little fluffy ball, stuff it down a cannon, and blast the blimp to hell.
Well, Clinton got a blowjob. So there.
Cannon? How old fashioned. Surely the US Gov’t must have cut rates available on surplus explosives like they hid in the World Trade Center.
Yup.
44 posts and no misused apostrophes. I am outraged.
No, count again. There are 45 posts here.
Back in the 50s we didn’t have threads like this.
Here’s a cute adorable little kitteh
If I told you once I told you once, any messing about with cats goes through me. I need the tips.
+1
This. QFT.
Although I haven’t read the whole topic so I’m sorry if this was already said.
Regards,
Idle Thoughts
That’s not a cute kitteh. This is a cute kitteh.
Oooooooohhhhh!
So soft and fluffy! I will hug him and pet him and name him George 
Goddamn it man! These are 1920’s style death blimps!
Yeah, but do you make your cats take off their shoes before they come into the house?
Is this the thread where I condemn those slutty bitches that aren’t being slutty with me because I’m a nice guy and they’re only interested in assholes that treat them like shit?
No, you want the abuse thread. It’s three doors down on the left.
I had my cat declawed. Just once. For 20 minutes.
On a treadmill.
British intelligence killed my cat. They poured cream down its throat until it drowned and then sprinkled some friskies around to make it look like a suicide. But my vet said it was murder.
I’m trying to write a joke about making cats who won’t take off their shoes at least wipe them on the doormats the Nazis made from discarded foreskins, but it’s not coming.
Can someone help me with this?