Advocating For Revolution: Is It A Crime In The U.S.? (Don't Need Answer Fast)

Customs officer: “Do you have anything to declare?”
Oscar Wilde: “Only my genius.”

Customs officer: “Do you have any weapons, illegal drugs, flammable substances or explosives?”
Smartass (quietly, after looking around): “What do you need?”

You could be in trouble - see subsections (b) and (d) here: 18 U.S. Code § 112 - Protection of foreign officials, official guests, and internationally protected persons | U.S. Code | US Law | LII / Legal Information Institute