After Cecil, who?

Bolding mine. And that is probably the main tip-off that you and I are among the older Dopers here. :smiley:

And vice versa.

Has anyone ever figured out why the Mayans had such a problem with the C-word?

It’s not a problem. Cecil knows everything. He worked out immortality over brunch when he was fifteen. He said it was “a relaxing change from the really hard questions.”

“First they came for Cecil and I did nothing because I wasn’t Cecil…”

I’m told Cecil wants the mods and admins to be buried with him when he dies. I keep forgetting to tell the new mods about this when they sign up. So, um, there’s that.

In a vault, somewhere under Chicago, no doubt. Don’t let Geraldo hear about it.

Meh, just throw a bunch of cats in there - it’ll be fine.