…than being able to sit in the barn while the hoofkin are having dinner, a barn cat curled nearby and purring, and reading the Dope thanks to a damn fine WiFi connection.
Ah, this is the life…
That does sound pleasant. But so is reading the Dope while eating a dinner of salsa chicken and wild rice, with a parrot on my shoulder and the husband nearby.
Ah ! The barn house ! 
Ooo! What kind of parrot do you have? I have a Quaker, aka Sami, aka The Evil Green Chicken.
Catching a nice buzz, listening to Steely Dan through good earbuds that block out the rest of the world, and munching on Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
Sunshine (sitting on my husband) is a lovebird, aka, The Evil Yellow Chicken. 
Do I know you from LiveJournal? Because Sami sounds familiar.
… than sitting on the patio at my favorite Mexican food place, sipping a margarita, munching some chips and cerviche, listening to the music, and surfing the free wifi with my iPhone.
Yup, I be Bella Cheval over there.
How does your shirt look?
(fellow parrot owner)
Cool!
minor7flat5, I’m waiting for this shirtto be delivered.