Airplane Safety Briefing/Announcement Humor

You’ve obviously never met my mother. You give her an unfamiliar mechanical device, and she’ll stare at it, totally perplexed, maybe smack it or shake it, but mostly, she won’t have a clue what to do. I never understood this about her - she’s actually quite intelligent, but unfamiliar devices reduce her to an ape-like state of beating stuff with a rock.

But she does know how to operate an airline seatbelt, having flown a few times in her life.

And as for the OP - the safety announcements are such a small part of the flight, whether they’re dry, clever, or insipid, they’re over in a minute or two, so who cares? Personally, I enjoy the unconventional approach.

If you fly a lot internationally, they do the briefings in more than one language, so it can drag on for quite a while.

Couldn’t she get in legal trouble?