Airports. The place most people love to hate.
Just saw news this morning that they have figured out how to make em even worse.
Trapped in an airport due to bad weather? Hours, if not days overdue now?
Is your posterior numb from those horrible seats? Or even better, not enough seats or space for all your fellow travels.
Here is recipe for making it even worse.
Japanese business man. Or perhaps a “cute” little girl.
Both have poor english skills.
Alcohol. In either of em.
A recording of the song “you ain’t nothing but a hound dog”
A karioki machine.
Yes, you heard that right. An airport has put in one to entertain folks.
Whats that line? “what fresh new hell is this?”
And some jerk talking loudly on his cell phone about his bowel movement will make even worse.
Then somebody will put or not put something on your hamburger/sandwich that they are supposed to or not supposed to.
And the toilet paper rolls in the bathroom will roll the “wrong” way.
Good luck you frequent flyers!