Alarm Clocks that work...

Get a kid.

(oh wait, you’re 16!)

Um, I once had an alarm clock that was a ball that you had to throw against a wall to activate snooze. Problem was, once you threw it, the next time you had to find it. It worked wonders.


A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor