Albino Villains

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

@CalMeacham

“Whitey” Jackson (William Frankfather) in the 1978 Chevy Chase movie Foul Play

Beware the dwarf!

[gnoitall]

@Chronos

“Where did we leave that albino’s wheelbarrow?”
“With the albino, I think.”

Ah, yes. Thanks for jogging my memory.

[Skara_Brae]

@CalMeacham

“Whitey” Jackson (William Frankfather) in the 1978 Chevy Chase movie Foul Play

This movie was the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title.

“I hit him with my umbrella!”

[Evan_Drake]

@ElvisL1ves

Do they die of pinkeye?

@Broomstick

Those not murdered for bodyparts tend to die in their mid-40’s of skin cancer, for a serious answer to a maybe not so serious question.

Actually albinos in Africa tend to suffer from eye problems horribly.

So yes.

@E-DUB

There was an albino villain in “Banshee”. He was called, wait for it, the albino.

Way to stereotype.

[Colibri]

There’s also the albino torturer (billed as “The Albino”) in The Princess Bride.

[Darren_Garrison]

Every time someone mentions albinos, I think of this photo (spoliered for nudity.) link

So, um, please mention albinos more often?

[Chronos]

Maybe I jogged gnoitall’s memory too hard.

[NDP]

@Superdude

There was an albino assassin in The Da Vinci Code.

And albino twin assassins in The Matrix Reloaded.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@NDP

And albino twin assassins in The Matrix Reloaded.

They were ghosts, not albinos.

[Darren_Garrison]

Also, all white people are albinos.

[Llama_Llogophile]

@Superdude

There was an albino assassin in The Da Vinci Code.

A friend and I saw the movie, and I thought this was utterly hilarious.

So we have a secret society and we need an assassin. It’s important that they blend in and don’t attract attention. Someone with a low profile who won’t be noticed.

Ah, a giant albino monk - perfect!!! :smack: