Someone is actually selling Alex Chiu’s immortatlity rings on eBay. And he’s got testimonials! So it must be true! :rolleyes:
(If you don’t know who Alex Chiu is, do a google search. I am not posting a link as that’s against the rules. Apparently past experience has shown that his minions will crawl back over the link and infest the SDMB.)
ETERNAL LIFE rings, not immortality! Everyone knows that immortality is impossible, while Eternal Life is only Three Easy Payments of $19.99 away. Actually, those rings are strongly magnetic and make EXCELLENT bulk erasers, supposedly. Regardless, think of it as a stupity tax.
Gene Ray could kick Alex Chiu’s ass any day.
Damn, Already In Use, you beat me to it.
TIMECUBE!!
Tripler
All your educators are belong to us.
That’s because you’re an educated stupid yellow-belly jackass, Tripler. Your ignorance of Time Cube indicts you stupid and evil.
Anyone that takes the “physics of Santa” seriously is just. . . what’s the word. . . shall we say, ‘insane’?
I’m still trying to figure out just how much he’s offering to disprove Time Cube. Is it $1,000.00, $10,000? :rolleyes:
Tripler
PhD in Beer-ology and Caffienation.
Sorry - I am sticking with How to Good-Bye Depression
That’s too funny. I am almost tempted to buy a pair, because I have an unnatural curiosity about these kinds of claims (and apparrently, too much money…
) Note that I say almost
$18.95 each? It’s cheaper than Jesus! I’ll have to get some!
[JESUS]
::Bolt of lightning::
[/JESUS]
They’d make a great conversation piece, though. Imagine wearing them to a party. Someone asks you why you wear such clunky-looking rings…
“They are IMMORTALITY RINGS that make me IMMORTAL!”
…and who knows where the conversation proceeds to from there.
The feedback says “Feedback rating: 9236 with 100% positive feedback”. Then, you go to their feedback page and it says they have a total of 10646 of which 271 positives, 3 neutrals and 0 negatives. Nothing adds up.
!! Band name! !!
Tripler
Oh, the merchandising fiasco from this one.
Am I the only one who would want to watch a debate between Fred Phelps, Gene Ray, and Alex Chiu?
Shame it’s not showing up in an estate sale!
sailor - the second set of numbers on the feedback page only go back so many months, so there may be more total feedbacks than in the breakdown.
However, how are you gonna know it doesn’t work? Don’t you have to die first?
I want to buy a set then post negative feedback a couple weeks later saying that I died, and demand my money back.
I wonder how much it is for an Imortality ring +1.
Rebates are only given for defective merchandise if the buyer turns up in person
If it doesn’t say that, then it should :dubious:
Hilarious.
Ooh! And I have special rock which keeps away tigers! Verr-ly cheap! Only forty-five dollar!
You doubt Lobsang Squirrel? I show you rock work. See! No tiger!.
I like the question marks after each “claim”. Think I’ll sell something like that. Say… cookies!
Nanoda’s Amazing Cookies!
Oatmeal!
Cures cancer? unlikely;
Can make you fly? doubt it;
Improves gas mileage? who knows?
Brings eternal salvation? why not?
Helps with conserving electricity? i’m almost sure it does
Makes you popular? i guess
Part of this complete breakfast? sure!
Health and Safety Canada hasn’t stopped me! (You need 5 of these to make it work. Shell out ya cheapskate!)