Aliens From Ceti Alpha V Found on Earth!

These are pets. Not quite domesticated.

The article contains some graphic photos of the worm inside the woman’s brain, so be warned before you click here.

Yes, but the important question is: Did she vote Republican or Democrat? Don’t let us down, Foxnews!

Cool.

It’s a Goa’uld!

this is ceti alpha v!!!

It did not wrap itself around the cerebral cortex, nor was the victim rendered extremely susceptible to suggestion. It is only the fact of my genetically engineered intellect that allowed me to discern that.

No, it did more than kill her. It hurt her. And it wished to go on hurting her: marooned for all eternity in a medulla oblongata. Buried alive. Buried alive.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

(couldn’t resist)

I love you guys.

It was a gay marriage worm sent by the democrats.

Actually, its KHAAAN! KHAAAN! KHAAAN! :smiley:

So wait, what WAS the worm- like species or whatnot, I think i missed it when I read the article.
I’m just fascinated by parasites, and am quite curious to know.

She voted for the Brain Slug Party.

It looks like some kind of flatworm. I think the worm is that yellow or tan colored object running diagonally from the lower right to the center of the top. Some other articles say it was possibly a pork tapeworm, Taenia solium.

Googling ‘pork+parasite’ (sans quotes) turned up an older news story of a similar incident and gave the name cysticercosis for the one in that particular case. Presumably its the same thing in this case.

Be suspicious if she offers you a free hat.

she just had a bit too much tequila.

Declan

I love my new hat - you should have one too - come with me to the Brain Slug planet - the weather is nice - you can wear your hat there - here have a free hat -

LlBERTARIAN?

I think I’ve seen that worm before.

Ah yes, here it is.

" No, No. I said I liked being nice and warm!"