Congrats PB. You’re one of the sweetest members of the board and I’ll severely flip off my monitor in response to anyone who says otherwise. I’d love to stay, but I need to tidy up the thread I opened earlier. I need to keep it clean and looking presentable in case Cecil really shows up.
{{{{{{{{{{purplebear}}}}}}}}}
It impresses the hell out of me. So, what else can you tie into knots with your tongue??
You mean you normally use dishes to make sundaes? How very odd… 
<Rushes up to VB to help him out of his flight suit>
WOW. Ahem! Oh, my! Well, my dear buddy, you’ve been holding out on me I see! 
Why, thanks, I’ll cuddle with you anytime.
Why, thank you, Bratster! What a sweet thing to say. Ditto, I’m sure.
{{{{{{{{Crunchy Frog}}}}}}}}
runs in, trips, and tumbles across the floor
WOohoo!!! You think I’d miss this? Congrats, hon! May the next 1600 be just as much fun as the last!
Now then…I brought the oil for Twister. Who wants to play???
You need to ask? ME! ME! ME!!!
<Hurries over to help up her good friend Falcon>
I’m just excited that I finally made it to a party the same day it was started! And before the guest of honor, no less!!
I need to do some of this daytime posting more often!
Hey, Crunchy Frog, if you do snag Cecil’s attention, feel free to invite him over for some ice cream, hot tubbing and nekkid hot oil twister! I’m sure purplebear would love to have him at her party!
Dearest purplebear-
Most heartfelt congratulations on 1600 posts. You are a darling, and I enjoy every post you make.
All of my best wishes for another 1600 that you enjoy as much as you enjoyed the first batch!
Have a wonderful party, and please don’t slip on the cinnamon oil-if you end up prone on the floor with THIS crew, who knows WHAT might happen? Oy!
Scotti
evilbeth, what an Awesome idea! Of course, I’d be forever honored if he did show up. Wow. I daren’t hope too much,though. Thanks for stopping by!
Scotti. Oh, my. You humble me, my dear friend. Thank you. And, as for your other comment:
Why not? That could be fun too! And, since Mr Bear went to bed… <Love you, honey!>
Our guest of honour has briefly departed to rescue her eldest off-spring from the nefarious clutches of an institute of higher learning for the weekend. She should back shortly, but in the meantime…
“Hey, Scotti honey, I’ve got cinnamon oil, a soft mat, and I give excellent back and shoulder rubs; Wanna get horizontal?”
Sorry, VB, I’m not a cinnamon fan myself. It makes me sneeze. Now, should you have any vanilla oil, and if you have good hands, well…I DO have this spot on my upper back that has been bothering me…oh, yes, that is the ticket! My dear man, you DO have good hands, I shall recommend you to purp when she gets back.
Or maybe I shouldn’t, as she may think that I am trying to raid her roomate pool?
Like I would ever do that to a friend!
OTOH-you DO have wonderful hands…decisions, decisions.
Scotti the totally relaxed (Thank you!)
Right hand- RED!
Left foot- BLUE!
“OW! I put my damned back out! Call 911! I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!”
Zette has Falcon give her IV tequila for the pain 
(That’s actually how most of my parties go)
Go Purp! Happy Postday!
Good thing I got here - I remember my first aid!
Everybody step back so Zette can breathe! And toss me that nice hot vanilla oil! We’ll get you fixed up, Zette, as soon as I give PB my congrats!
{{{{{purplebear}}}}}
Congratulations on your 1600!
{{{{{purplebear}}}}}
– Bob
Happy 1600, purplebear. If there’s a nicer person in this joint, I don’t know who it could be.
{{{purplebear}}}
(Oh jeez, I’m doing it again.)
::Saunters in wearing a little black bikini and daisy dukes:: Congrats sweetie. {{{{{{{purplebear}}}}}}} I only have about seventy until I hit 1000. I wonder how long it’ll take for me to get to 1600…
::drops shorts to the floor and heads towards the bar in her gstring bikini::
So you’re setting up a naked twister game for your wife? Things that make you go hmmmm…
Anyway, happy 1600th PB and evilbeth!
Great party and great idea! Our cuddly, friendly Orchid Ursine is the flat-out sweetest, nicest person anyone could hope to meet.
Besides, she’s a pure blast at any party!
:::looks around:::
Good lei, so to speak. Smells like a particularly decadent bakery in here, what w/ the vanilla and cinnamon fumes wafting around. In the spirit of the bash, and to honor Purp, here’s some whipped cream and spiced rum.
Veb
<peeks head in>
<mild restrained applause>
Eh, screw it. WOO FRICKING HOO! Congrats, PB.
On a side note: With all the bears here, where is my snuggle Bear_Nenno? sigh. A girl can’t win.
And {{{{{evilbeth}}}}} too!
I guess I just got too distracted by purplebear and Zette’s emergency.
Thanks, VB, dear for telling everyone where I went to with such eloquence. Too kind. But, you didn’t offer me a massage.
Scotti, that’s ok, hon. I’ll share my room mate with you, you’re such a sweet person. And, I already know how wonderful his hands are. Why do you think I picked him to be my roomie?
I’m sorry to hear you’ve hurt yourself, Zette. Hope Falc’s tequila helps! {{{{{{Zette}}}}}}
rjk, thanks ever so much for the hugs. Same back atcha.
{{{{{{rjk}}}}}}
MysterEcks, you’re entirely too kind. I thank you. BLUSH And, another hug and a smilie too?! I don’t know if I can stand it! {{{{{{MysterEcks}}}}}}
Hi, ssskuggiii! Cute bikini! Welcome, and thanks.
Demo, buddy. Glad you could make it. Where’s psycat? Well, you have to understand first what a wonderful hubby I have.
Thanks, Veb. I think most highly of you as well. BLUSH And, whipped cream and spiced rum too?! WOW! Thanks!
Hi, andygirl, and welcome to the party!
Thanks everybody for stopping by, it seems the party is going well everyone is having a good time. Hate to drink and run but I have to get ready for work. I’ll stop by again tomorrow.
BTW Kimkatt there are dishes and then there are DISHES!!!