purplebear's 500th post party/pillow fight

Okay, ya’ll. I finally reached the big 500! Wahoo!!! Now if only I could claim to have posted a lot of really worthwhile posts. Oh, well. I’ll do better on my next 500. :wink:

Now, here’s the rules for this here party:
NO RULES! (Except be nice to each other)

Now, over on this side of this huge room is an extra large hot tub, the towels(if you feel you need one) are over on that shelf. In this corner over here are all of the food goodies. I’m hoping for more, maybe Chef Troy would be so kind as to bring some of his mouthwatering little munchables. The drinks are all next to the food, in that large fridge, or of course, BYOB. Last, but certainly not least, in this corner over here are all of the pillows, body oils, whipped creme, and assorted gooey stuffs. Clothes optional, I don’t stand on ceremony here.

Welcome! Dig in! Have fun!


You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

Is BYOB what I think it is? Bring your own bubbles? Cool! Here, I have one of those big loops that makes the six foot bubble tubes!

Congrats!

Purple Bear Congratulations! Man oh man am I ever ready to get down wit it. Let’s get out the canola oil and turn up that hot tub!!! Put on some music and hand me that there lamp shade for my head…I am strippin down to nuttin and I am ready to get it onn…

uh o, wife says I gotta go to bed. Cya later.


I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
famous C&W song

Yours truly,
aha

Hi, Byz! Yes, it can mean whatever you desire it to mean. Bubbles are great! Thanks! What kind of drink would you like? We have beer, wine, sodas, iced tea, some hard stuff, whatever you want.

aha, this early?? We’re just getting warmed up!! sigh. ok, dear. see you on the morrow, then. How about one drink before you go?


You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

<hanging the patio lanterns>

Here’s to the next 500 little purplebear!

Thanks for hanging the patio lanterns, kellibelli, I had forgotten them. Now, what can I get you to drink? Or did you just want to hop in the tub, or start a pillow fight with Byz, or myself?


You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

Anything with liquor would be lovely…no more tequila (moan!)

But NO jello shots for you! That pool looks cold!

Hey hey hey! Party!

NO TEQUILA!

beerbeerbeerbeerbeer

: :pats purplebear on the booty::

Congrabulations, hon!


I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

Yeah, yeah, congrats whatever.

Just let me wrap myself around a jug of tequila and drown my sorrows.

My son just clipped me for 16 patoots in gin rummy. He’s gone back to Queen’s U and I won’t be able to get even for two weeks. Bummer.

Any cigars around?


Don’t be sexist. The broads hate that.

wanders in from Shagrath’s 100 post party, still carrying SterlingNorth’s beer and pizza Congratulations, purplebear! Hey, cool! Hot tub. Can we take food into the hot tub?

Too…many…parties…not…gonna…make…it

< Stumbles off, as assistant wraps towel around shoulders. Suddenly, he throws the towel off and canonballs into the hot tub >

Woooo Hooooo!

Congrats, PB! Yer the bestest violet bruin on this board! :smiley:


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Sorry that I had to run out on you all for a bit, but I’m back now. Yes, no more jello shots for me, for a while! Help yourself to the excellent libations over here.

<ooooh!> Surg! thanks! hehehe! :wink:

Sorry, Wally, no cigars, I don’t smoke, you’ll have to bring your own. Here’s the tequila.

Kat, sure! Just don’t make too much of a mess, save that for the pillow fight we’re gonna have as soon as everyone is ready.

Thank you kindly, Seale, too kind. Of course, I’m also the only violet bruin here, but that’s ok! :wink:

I’ll take one of those rum and cokes, thank you so much, kellibelli. I appreciate you watching out for everyone while I was gone.


You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

< coming back into the room after getting more food, purplebear looks around>

Where’d everyone go???

Heeeyy, PurpleBear! Happy half K! Now how in the heck do you get that many posts in that short a time?!
:slight_smile: Wow, nice place you got here!

::wanders in drunk::
Happy 5,000 PurpleBean…
::Putting on rappers hat, bellies up to the dj station::
Hi There
PurpleBear
I ain’t got
Nuthin to wear

I hope you don’t mind
my Pubic Hair
I just couldn’t find
My Underwear

I think their somewhere
In there
Could you find them before I vomit allover your turntable?

::Passes out in small puddle of drool and urine, humming something about a coal miner’s daughter::


Ophanim
Not Voted, **Coolest, Dumbest, Happiest, Drunkest, Surliest, Gayest, Most Godly, or anything else! ** Damn you all to HELL!

Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy

Whew, I gotta stop postin!

Man, all these parties are gonna party me out, and I’m all young and resilient and shit!

:: passes out on the couch::
SNAAWK


I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

Wally-Here! ::Hands Wally a cigar::- you should be giving me one, you can get Cubans. Give me a beer, please, purple.
::sinks into hot tub::
AHHHHHHHHHHH! So everyone, WAZZZZZZZZZZZUPPPP?


Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

Whew! I was getting worried there, for a minute that all of this great food would go to waste.

Hi, Chrome Toaster! Thank you so much. Well, it’s like this… hubby’s overseas, and I can’t sleep well… it’s easy.
What’ll you have to drink?

Uh, Ophy, dear. Why don’t you come over here and lay down by the pillow corner. And, thank you for that little hmmmm, rap song?
:o You’re too much! And, iced tea for you when you wake up, at least for a bit.


You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

Oops! Didn’t see you there for a minute, weirddave. Here’s your beer! Welcome to the party!!


You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

Screw that! Chef ain’t allowed to cook until I get my love letter! God how I need that hot tub though… Congrats Puh-Puh-Beah! Let the keg flow! And, oh, repeat after me…“One Fat Hen”


Just make yourself comfy while I shoot nuclear particles into your heart.
(Courtesy of Wally)