Where are they?
How long does it take to poof up your hair and put on that emerald green dress with the slit on the side?
Techie, what gives?
They’re all still in the bathroom talking about us guys, Wally; you know how wimmin are when they get in there together. But they better get outta there soon, 'cuz dammit, I really gotta go.
I thought they were all at a shoe sale. Although, I could always hope for a naked pillow fight.
Hey girls!! Shoes this way. Come on Purplebear, your hair is ok… Diane, yes, your dress is short enough. Hey and after the shoes, lets do lunch. Hell the guys can wait!!
Q: Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they’re ugly and they smell.
:: ducks and runs ::
Is somebody pitching this idea to Playboy?
Me too! Theres always a chance they will start kissing. I know. Ive seen several movies where that happens! Its a fact, wimmin pillow fights always end in lesbianism.
Patience patience… oh yeah… you are men, sorry, my mistake 
If I have to.
In the meantime, I’ll just fantasize about you wimmens, in various stages of undress.
::thinking really hard::
YOW!
Mullinator and B_Line12 you are forgetting about the hot oil rassilin.
BTW did you ever think that maybe the shoes would be for the pillow fight? No good movie is ever made without the chick in the shoes! Ya’ gotta leave em’ on or it’s just no good.
Let em’ all ponder that one a while girls!
WHOMP! (feahters fly everywhere) peaches decides to Start the pillow fight, but with a twist: Wally instead of the girls are naked!
Well, you will be able to tell they are finished “Freshing Up” when the giggling stops…
::pokes head in:: Hey guys! What’s going…::looks around to see a naked Wally and feathers everywhere. Silently backs out the door.::
comes up behind Swimming and shoves him in the door fully and twaps him with a feather pillow and feathers go flying everywhere Ha HA!
Sorry. My emerald dress is at the cleaners, and I didn’t bring a pillow.
HIM, Topaz? I assure you, my friend, that there is nary a Y chromosome in body.
Besides which, I am trying very hard to look Aristocratic. I got my postcard from the Eurodopers yesterday, and it has given me a whole new reason to go to Denmark. 
Topaz, you blind, you just pushed a princess, now apologize.
and then lets continue to sit back and enjoy the ladies and feathers.
HOT DIGGETY DAMN! ANOTHER PILLOW FIGHT!
< VB slips out of his flight suit, pulls a bottle of cinnamon oil out of the leg pocket, and grabs a pillow >
C’mere, Swimming, I durn well know you’re female! Boy howdy!
Here, let me help you out of those uncomfortable things…
While VB’s distracted by Swiddles’ beauty, purplebear sneaks up behind him and hits him squarely across his backside! THWOMP Take that! She turns around, only to be hit by…
SPLAT!!! A giant banana cream pie. Take That!!!
What? PILLOW fight?
Oh geez, I’m really, really sorry.
(Hangs head in shame and walks away.)