ALL CAPS TlTLE

Test

I’ll take “All Caps Titties” for $200, Alex.

It’s a trick question. Cap doesn’t have titties. That’s why they put Black Widow in his movies.

ʞɹoʍ ʇ,usǝop sdɐɔ ןןɐ

ALL CAPS! RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! x

OK… So how do you get an all-caps title?

My “I” in title is actually a lowercase “L”

What were final results of your test?

Beat the current title holder.

Yeah, what did the drug lab say?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…EEEEP!

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