And why the fuck would a watch run faster just because it was “in space”?
And yet, you dismissed as “basically bullshit” a few posts earlier.
So which is it: Bullshit, or, you didn’t do your homework?
Because in space, time flies. 
“Time flies” sounds like a pest you would find in a TARDIS.
Fruit flies like a banana-shaped arrow, time flies like a TARDIS.
because of the relativity of the less space that it is in. the amount of space a proton displaces is less, relative to the less space farther away from the more space being displace by the planet, therefore time speeds up as the electron orbits the less space being displaced by the proton, than would be displaced at the surface of the planet. I am kind of tired of restating this point. If you have questions, read the theory first, it might answer a few of them.
are you talking about the woo theory link
I’m having flashbacks to Treehouse of Horror VI.
Mmmmm… erotic cakes.
no, but I am working on that.
Do you consider what you linked to to be an actual scientific theory?
edited to add: A scientific theory is an explanation of some aspect of the natural world that can, in accordance with the scientific method, be repeatedly tested, using a predefined protocol of observations and experiments.
I’m talking about the one you claimed didn’t work-the same link you earlier called “bullshit”.
What.The.Actual.Fuck?
Well, I’d avoid sending it to any astronomers, physicists and mathematicians. Those guys are all bullshit.
It makes more sense once you have a few beers.
Or could I just have the beer and make up my own bullshit nonsense?
It wouldn’t make more sense even if you drank contaminated moonshine.
I believe that’s what the OP is clearly demonstrating for us. QED.
Don’t worry, it is peer review. It will be examined by Archimedes Plutonium, Ed Conrad, and Nancy Lieder.
Have you ever heard the phrase “Not even wrong”?
What about “…but they also laughed at Bozo The Clown”?
Excellent. He’ll be in good company.