Bound to miss some out but:
Best
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Monkey Island - to this day “Look! Its a three headed Monkey!” cracks me up. If i have a son he will be called Guybrush.
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Deus Ex - That game lost me a girlfriend (and a good one at that.)
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Civilization II - Civ3 is great, but Civ2 was in the right place at the right time. If they ever make a “Coming of Age” drama based on my life, then Civ2 will feature heavily.
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Sam and Max - Just for the line “I will call this kitten ‘Mittens’ because i think it would make a nice pair.”
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Medieval: Total War - According to my current girlfriend normal people do not shout “IN YOUR FACE YOU FRENCH GITS! FEAR THE LONGBOW YOU B*STARDS! FEAR THE GODDAMN LONGBOW!” at three in the morning.
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Grim Fandango - Words cannot describe just how beautiful this game is. There are three things in life i would die for - Love, Britain and Grim Fandango.
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Neverwinter Nights - started playing through it again last night with my current (“eugh! computer games???”) girlfriend. She’s as addicted as i was first time round. Although to be honest she was converted the moment she found out she could choose her own outfit and hair colour.
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Unreal Tournament - Hiding somewhere high up and sniping is neither a) big b) clever c) funny. According to my mates anyway.
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Thief - Absolutely amazing. The only game where the demo alone has swayed me into buying it. Almost failed the first year of my degree because of it. It was a crime that it didn’t sell better.
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The Sims - Earthshatteringly original and addictive. Almost cost me the final year of my degree. So much personality in one simple game.
Worst
No contest - i posted the following in this thread and i stand by my choice.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i give you:
Rise of the Robots
That game sucked arse like nothing has sucked arse before.
You could virtually beat the entire game with one goddamn move - i think it was “across and punch”.
“Ahhhhhhhh” I hear you say “But its a beat’em up - surely it doesn’t matter how crappy the computer is at it since the real fun is in multiplayer!”
BOLLOCKS
the one move thing still worked.
If you were the first player to get a punch in and repeatedly did the move you couldn’t lose.
I couldn’t even not play the game - all my mates knew i had it - none of them had it, so of course every time anyone came round my house they wanted to play it - they’d seen the ads in the newspapers, on tv, in the cinemas. It was even getting rave reviews from several lying-bastard-scumbag games magazines whose claim to be “unbiased” i was fast learning to doubt.
EVERY time ANYONE came round my house this would happen:
Warning - due to over-immersion in Ninja Turtles the following youth flashback contains excessive “Dude-ing”
Mate: “Cool! Rise of the Robots!”
Garius: “Dude it sucks arse.”
M: “No way! I’ve seen the ads it looks f*cking cool!”
G: “Seriously man it bites! There isn’t an arse big enough in the whole world for that game to suck - lets do something else.”
M: “Dude! Shut the f*ck up! You’re just saying that cos you want to play Lemmings again! I’m putting it on!”
G: sigh “fine.”
Thirty minutes later
M: “Dude this game sucks arse.”
and so on…
I swear to god that i had to do that about 30 to 40 times before people stopped insisting on playing it. thats 30ish times 30 minutes (the average time it took to reach people’s “this sucks” level). Add in the time it took me to complete the game and stop trying to convince myself it was a good thing to spend my birthday money on and thats about 20hrs
I lost virtually a day of my youth to Rise of the frikkin Robots
someday someone will pay for that.
oh yes.
someone will pay."this