All-Time Worst Movie Titles

Sitting here with Oprah on in the background - why yes, I am entirely too lazy to get the remote off the couch to change the channel - and a commercial for *The Great Debaters* comes on. Now, I’m sure this is a perfectly good film with a wonderful cast and a redeeming moral theme, but could there possibly be a worse title for it? It is very descriptive, which I suppose is nice, but I have to think that this title will scare away ticket buyers en masse. Something completely nonsensical would probably up the box office draw just on curiosity alone. I mean, it’s Debate! Is the average moviegoer expected to get excited about this?

Anyways, I’m wondering what other films out there were killed before they had a chance by an awful title?

You may find this thread (called “Worst movie title”) from last month of considerable interest.

Well crap…
I blame Oprah

I know what you mean.

Hey, did you know that Oprah is Harpo spelled backwards?! Coincidence? I think not!

Yeah, who wants to see a movie about “great” debaters? If they want to sell tickets, they will have to make a movie about people who have mastered it.

Ha! Betcha didn’t see that coming!

Geeze, Hollywood, what’s next? Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share?

Her production company is called Harpo, by the way.

That’s what the BF and I said when we saw the preview.

Maybe to give this thread a different direction than last month’s, some of the Great Minds here at the SDMB could suggest improved titles to the ones that were actually used. I say this because I’ve been trying hard to come up with a better title than “The Great Debaters” and can’t come up with one.

So, if you’re so smart, what would you call it?

The Master Debaters

Well, I can’t think of a better title for it. But, I believe I do have a good title for its sequel. How about:

The Greater Debaters

Purty good, eh?

And, for the third in the series, I challenge you to do better than:

The Later Debaters

I know, I know - I make it look easy. Guess it’s just something I was born with. I hope I never take it for granted.

Four pages and nobody else hated The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea?

:dubious:

And as a search didn’t turn up any mention of it in the previous thread - could posters possibly have left out They Shoot Horses, Don’t They??

Ha, you’re talking about the same movie we tried to go see on Christmas night, but it was sold out. Denzel Washington directed and stars in it, and it’s a) him playing a good guy after having just played a psychopathic gangster, and b) an uplifting, intelligent movie geared toward African Americans, but of interest to everybody who likes uplifting, intelligent movies. What’s wrong with the title being descriptive? It lays out exactly what the movie is about, which is better than most movie titles.

Maybe they’re not after the “average” moviegoer and are aiming for something higher.