Longfellow, I suspect; it’s roughly troachic tetrameter.
English major! Get 'em! Quick, he is getting away, escaping, scarpering…
Huh. I wonder if Longfellow did the Spider-Man and Hulk theme songs too.
It’s kind of amazing how much things sucked in the '60s, isn’t it?
OMG I can’t stop singing that! I hadn’t heard it before and now I’ll never unhear it. I’m going to make it my ringtone.