ETA2: Oh, not to keep you in suspense, but the newer meaning means containing guacamole or avocado. Now, I didn’t grow up in the early have of the 20th Century, but I just picked up the “California burger” thing somehow, anyway. Maybe from just reading about hamburgers in general.
Grill your own - that’s the route to good burgers.
There’s only one place I’d rather eat a burger at than grill my own. Duffy’s Tavern, Anna Maria Island, FL. Their brie and caramelized onion burger is amazing.
USA Today rated them one of the top 10 burger places in the country. That’s how good a place has to be, to be better than what I can grill for myself.
Oh, and being a snob about what one should or shouldn’t put on one’s burger? Better than the same bit of snobbery with respect to hot dogs, I’ll grant you. BUT this is still ground beef we’re talking about, not filet mignon.
Perfect burger starts with steak. Trim off all visible fat, then grind the steak. Make a nice 1/4 to 1/2 pound patty and sous vide rare. Torch the exterior lightly. Serve on a bun, topping the burger with either a fried egg or a thick slice of avocado. Various condiments on the table.
Nope. Not a fan of avocado, but eggs are fantastic if you like them runny (and I know you don’t, otherwise I would agree it’s a waste), and beetroot is just another kind of pickle (and my Polish genes prohibit me from saying anything negative about beets.)
Hate mayo on a burger. But then, I love Thousand Island on one, so my opinion is highly suspect on the matter.
If I ever find the guy that started the whole “Brioche bun for our upscale burger” trend I’m gonna kick him in the gahoolies. Brioche can’t stand up to either the condiments or the natural juices, so the bun disintegrates before you get 5 bites in.
Wait, what? I used to hate brioche buns on burgers, precisely because they were too rich and sturdy for a burger. Now the ones I see being sold commercially seem to be halfway between brioche and a normal hamburger bun, and stand up to a burger better than a bog-standard white bun. Now, I’m a fan of my white hamburger buns with sesame seeds (Martin’s, especially), but potato rolls are also where it’s at (Martin’s, as well.)