Alrighty then... my 1001st post

If we chastise you for pointing that out, will you get all whiny over it? Because I hear that’s the thing to do.

By the way, it was only the 99th in this thread.

It’t like a bad car accident that you don’t want to see, but cannot look away…

Congrats, I’m sorry, and tough shit-it’s the Pit! (that should cover all bases).

Crandolph you might just want to try and sort out your feelings, you are giving a very poor impression of yourself in this thread. Do you often feel victimized like this in real life?

Tell me all the good things you remember about your mother.

My mother? I’ll tell you about my mother!

*Ka-POW!!! *

Reaction time is a factor in this,so please pay attention. Answer quickly as you can.

Is this part of the test?

Know what a turtle is?

No, just warming you up, that’s all.

Why am I in the desert?

Are you testing to see if I’m a replicant or a lesbian?

Maybe you’re fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself – who knows. So you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling towards you…

Interesting. That’s how I define being a man. Not threatening people, or listing things you’ve done to show how cool or macho you are, but just knowing when to apologize and extend your hand for a shake. That’s how I hope my father is in his life, and how I hope to live my own life. Take notes, Crandolph.

I never seen a turtle.

Right, but they’re not allowed in the Pit, which is why my hypothetical example was a pit thread.

I suppose you’re right about this. I read the thread in question only after reading the OP of this thread, so I was more apt to see it from his point of view. If Crandolph does restart the thread he wanted to start, someone post a link here, please?

I don’t post much, but I read the Pit like a Baptist reads the Bible. When I happened across **Crandolph’s ** MPSIMS thread, I knew it was going to get closed. Oh well, I thought. This will just go down as a misunderstanding and Crandolph will learn his lesson. Holy shit, was I wrong. I know I’m a little bit late to the party, but good god the OP is a whiny little bitch. Suck it up, asshole. You screwed up, you got called on it, and now you are too much of a punk ass little bitch to accept it. Fuck off, crybaby. The Pit doesn’t need candy-asses like you anyway.

No, people who do that are assholes.

Regards,
Shodan