The Battle of Midway, according to Battlefield 1942
At about 0300 hours (clocks run backward in video games, you know) the Japanese fleet consisting of an Aircraft Carrier, 3 Destroyers, a Yamato-class Battleship, and a submarine approached Midway. Landing craft were deployed from the ships and the ship crews prompty abandoned their stations to get to the island. Some of the crews on the aircraft carrier stuck around, waiting for more zeroes and vals to materialize out of nowhere on the flight elevator. The Destroyers moved out to head towards flags that were sitting out in the ocean, and to attack any american vessel that got in their way. The submarine went to attack the American battleship. The Yamato, still fully manned, moved out and situated itself within 100 yards of shore, where it randomly fired at moving specks which were most likely americans. Occasionally one or two american planes would fly overhead and attempt to drop bombs, but the AA battery on the Yamato was formidable and the planes were blown out of the sky before they could even get a shot off.
Meanwhile, the Americans were having a chaotic aftertoon. The helmsman of the Enterprise, being a tender seaman of 12, thought it ‘funny’ to ram the aircraft carrier into the broadside of one of his own Fletcher-class Destroyers, which was desperately trying to engage the Yamato. The Fletcher was driven completely underwater by this action. Another Fletcher had better luck, detecting a Japanese submarine through Sonar. The Fletcher took 2 torpedo hits, but easily overtook the fleeing sub and after running over it, dropped depth charges directly on top of the submarine hull. Some of the Japanese forces snuck on board the Fletcher and tried to sink her with dynamite, but they were unable to access the engine room, or ANY part of her interior for that matter (good locks I guess). Planting dynamite on the deck and guns proved unsuccessful.
On Midway Island, a fierce battle ensued. The Americans had managed to take control of the airfield, and the flag flying was American, proving this fact. They took the two torpedo bombers in teh hangar and went to attack the Yamato. The pilots, mistakenly believing they were in dive bombers, proceeded to dump torpedoes directly on the Bridge of the Yamato. This did little damage, and the Helsman and gunners got out of their station and with wiggling wrenches, easily repaired the damage. Things were getting ugly on one end of the island, where the americans, suffering heavy casualties, were screaming battle cries of ‘HAXXOR!’ ‘AIMBOT!’ and ‘n00b!’. A Sherman tank approached them and tried to calm them down, but he was prompty blown 200 feet in the air when his tank was rammed by a Japanese jeep carrying 20 bundles of dynamite.