I don’t know if there’s any similar threads to this but anyway…
How about to solve this problem in Iraq, we put Mr. Bush and Mr. Hussein in an arena and let them fight to the death (allow perhaps knives, machetes etc.). If all goes well they’ll kill each other, but if Bush wins he gets the Iraqi oilfields and if Hussein wins he gets the Texas Oilfields. It makes too much sense really it does.
Some of the people in my P.E. class have got it all figured out. Because, you see, we can just walk right into Iraq, grab Saddam, and walk right out with him, without drawing attention to ourselves. :dubious: We can also nuke all of Iraq, but not lose any oil because we can get it all out first. We can also bomb them without any problematic results. :rolleyes: