Am I Satan, or just a garden variey psychopath?

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@tdn

You don’t think I should be meeting her in the first place

No, I just think you could go about it better.

[Giraffe]

@tdn

I appreciate that. And don’t forget, this whole thing was half her idea. It’s not like I skeevily lured her into some seedy motel. She picked the place, even the room, and left it to me to take care of the details. I think she’s more enthused about it than I am. She can’t stop talking about it.

Good luck, I hope it works out well for both of you.

[tdn]

@Giraffe

Good luck, I hope it works out well for both of you.

Thank you! Even if things don’t work out romantically, I hope we can still have fun exploring the town and eating some great food.

[needscoffee]

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

You are joking about bringing sex toys along to see a woman you’ve never even met before.

Pokemon cards are sex toys now? Who knew!

[stpauler]

@tdn

Thank you! Even if things don’t work out romantically, I hope we can still have fun exploring the town and eating some great food.

I’d recommend bringing a camera. If this is your first date, I find it a bit romantic to have a picture taken of you two that you could look back on later if it all works out. I’m Satanic like that though.

[tdn]

@stpauler

I’d recommend bringing a camera. If this is your first date, I find it a bit romantic to have a picture taken of you two that you could look back on later if it all works out. I’m Satanic like that though.

Excellent idea, thanks! I have a fairly decent camera, but I always forget to take it on trips. It didn’t even occur to me to take it on this one.

[congodwarf]

Don’t forget to charge the battery or bring spares. It’s really annoying to have the prefect shot and then have the camera die.

[tdn]

Also a great idea. I think I have some fresh ones on hand.

[Euphonious_Polemic]

@stpauler

I’d recommend bringing a camera. If this is your first date, I find it a bit romantic to have a picture taken of you two that you could look back on later if it all works out. I’m Satanic like that though.

Just don’t set it up on a tripod on the dresser facing the bed. And if you do, ask her to sign a model release first.

[tdn]

@Euphonious_Polemic

Just don’t set it up on a tripod on the dresser facing the bed. And if you do, ask her to sign a model release first.

I wasn’t going to bring that up. I was going to wait for her to.

[DiosaBellissima]

@needscoffee

Pokemon cards are sex toys now? Who knew!

Pokemon cards are not sex toys, but I imagine the sex toys he mentioned in the OP are sex toys.

[lindsaybluth]

@DiosaBellissima

I’ve had sex with plenty of people on first dates because I’m a classy lady like that.

snort have I told you lately that I love you?

@MPB_in_Salt_Lake

I can see where you are coming from, as no one enjoys being made fun of, but you have to admit that there is something a bit amusing about a guy getting on the internet to brag about riding a Greyhound bus for 6 hours to meet (for the first time ever) a newfound ladylove, who herself had to have her brother fix her brokendown car so she could to get to the romantic rendezvous.

I mean, The Thomas Crown Affair it aint…

You always stay so damn classy, dontcha? tdn has been around the board forever, he’s a nice, funny, easygoing guy. He’s not a prick or a tool or even a loser; he’s a freakin’ city dweller.

tdn, I always enjoy your posts. It’s not like you guys have been writing letters like some of these luddites think. I assume you’ve Skyped and talked extensively on the phone and so on. I hope you two have a fantastic weekend together. I agree that it’s not the smartest thing for a woman to do, although meeting in public first will be better. And if you don’t hit it off, I hope you enjoy the food and the room! Good luck, be safe!

[tdn]

Thanks!

[Cat_Whisperer]

Well, if your lady friend is mostly instigating the whole thing, I will also wish you a very good weekend. Back when I was online dating, I would not have made the same choices she is making, but she is not me, and I can’t judge her by my own preferences.

[Tom_Tildrum]

@Cat_Whisperer

Well, if your lady friend is mostly instigating the whole thing, I will also wish you a very good weekend.

Maybe she’s the one to worry about. tdn, has she asked you to soften your skin with lots of lotion in anticipation of your date?

[tdn]

@Tom_Tildrum

Maybe she’s the one to worry about. tdn, has she asked you to soften your skin with lots of lotion in anticipation of your date?

Wow, have you hacked my e-mail or something?

Actually, she may have said lube. It was one of those L-words.

[Enderw24]

lutefisk?

[Cat_Whisperer]

“It puts the lutefisk in the basket, or it gets the hose.”

[needscoffee]

@DiosaBellissima

Pokemon cards are not sex toys, but I imagine the sex toys he mentioned in the OP are sex toys.

woosh.

[handsomeharry]

@splatterpunk

Better yet, email the links to some of the posters in this thread.

Seriously, I don’t know which is more pathetic: the fact that tdn actually thinks he is going to sleep with this woman, or the fact that so many people in this thread are actively encouraging him.

Christ Almighty.

I think that this post is THE post of the thread.

Best wishes,
hh