Burning feathers smell like bitter almonds 
Just imagine a duck on fire.
Is it bigger than a fox terrier?
Then I just wonder if i should yell “duck” or “Fire”.
I may be one of the cyanide non smelling. Almond extract smells pretty similar to cherry extract to me. Side by side I can see a bit of a difference, but almond by itself makes me immediately think of cherry.
I’m picturing it as smelling something like ennui filtered through unicorn piss.
The difference is that nobody makes a federal case out of it if you yell “Duck” in a crowded theater.
Thankfully, the elephants have flat feet.
Are the elephant’s toenails painted red?
“Fire”. If you yell “Duck!”, someone else shouts “Rabbit!” and it just turns into this whole thing, you know?
That’s why I smell strawberries!