Am I supposed to present myself

[anyrose]

@AskNott

Hiya, anyrose. Care for a butterscotch oatmeal cookie?

actually, yes thanks
i’d actually prefer that to a chocolate chip cookie
(especially if it’s a chewy butterscotch oatmeal cookie, with walnuts maybe?)

[Sunspace]

Welcome, anyrose!

@anyrose

I am 40-something (but happily look only 30-something), single, currently a BBW, but working my way down to zaftig, and eventually to svelt.
I own a cat (or more correctly, she owns me), and we live in a nice house in a nice neighborhood on Lawn Guylandt

Prepare to be flirted at.

The squid, goat, etc, is just a product of various SDMBers’ fevered imaginations. You are Perfectly Safe.

Well, except for the flirtation.

[anyrose]

@jrfranchi

I’ll respond with a hearty Hello and Welcome as long as I don’t need to pose it as a question.
Thanks again for some really painful laughs.
[RIGHT]Besides were practically neighbors, both being in the huge gravity well known as NYC.[/RIGHT]

what have you got against posing things as que…

no - I won’t start that again.

[RIGHT]albiet, opposite sides…[/RIGHT]

[anyrose]

@Sunspace

Welcome, anyrose!Prepare to be flirted at.

The squid, goat, etc, is just a product of various SDMBers’ fevered imaginations. You are Perfectly Safe.

Well, except for the flirtation.

my favorite kind of peril

[velvetjones]

[QUOTE=anyrose]
currently a BBW, but working my way down to zaftig, and eventually to svelt.QUOTE]

I’m sorry, if you could clarify for the acronym impaired, what’s a BBW?

[velvetjones]

I’m also coding impaired… :smack:

[anyrose]

[QUOTE=velvetjones]

@anyrose

currently a BBW, but working my way down to zaftig, and eventually to svelt.QUOTE]

I’m sorry, if you could clarify for the acronym impaired, what’s a BBW?

Big
Beautiful
Woman

a large lady
a full figured gal

any one of a number of euphamisms for fat

[Noone_Special]

@anyrose

:hollering up from deep well:

hello? I’m not dead, but I am hurt very badly.
I’m going to try to stand up…YEEAAGH…apparently I’ve broken my right leg
I’m going to put the weight on my lef…YEEEOOOW! it seems both my legs are broken
Would someone be kind enough to throw down some crutches?

Hey! Good luck on your premiere! Break a leg!
… I SAID ONE LEG! :eek: