Well, there are some bad guys I root for way more than the putative heroes of their respective works…
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Satan.** He performed the first act of rebellion, which means he had the first original idea of any created being…and his rebellion was against the Creator Of The freakin’ Universe, thus he performed the first, perhaps the only act of true bravery evefr. Plus, just about all the stories of the celestial uprising I’ve ever encountered, depict the Fallen One as acting from motives I can only regard as commendable.
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The Wicked Witch of the West** – even before Mr Maguire’s elegant and heartfulreframing of the story, she has always struck me as A: having more solid motivations for her actions than anyone else in the (film) version of The Wizard Of Oz, and B: just being the most lively and interesting character in the story.
Leaping to another Oz altogether, when I used to watch the HBO men-in-the-pen nighttime soap opera of the same name, I had warm spots in my heart for two of the most villainous and dangerous guys in the joint --** Schillinger**, the sadistic White-Power elder, and Atabezi, the big frightening African guy – because they were so thoroughly themselves. The fact that I found them both really attractive doesn’t have that much influence, I don’t think, because I would’ve done at least half the inmates on that show in a red-hot minute if I got the chance.
When I saw Fatal Attraction, I cheered for **Glenn Close’s character **all the way, because, well, Michael Douglas really was a hypocritical sneak who used her and then tossed her aside to go back to his chickenshit conformist scene with the wife and brat, and thought that was so superior to her way…once he’d busted his sneaky illicit nut.
Of course, you’re supposed to root for Kong and the unhappy product of Dr. Frankenstein’s experiment, or at least have somew sympathy for them, so I won’t mention them. I will say that I always sympathized with, and rooted for, **Trog **in the movie named after him – poor ugly mofo didn’t ask for what happened to him at all, basically only attacked people in self defense, and was abused and terrified by his so-called superiors, then betrayed by the one person he trusted and killed off with B-horror bombast.
And finally (there are more, oh yeah, but this assortment is quite enough to get me in considerable trouble here already), **the crazy wheelchair-Nazi scientist **in the Turu The Terrible episode of the original *Jonny Quest *cartoon – that’s the one with the pterodactyl. Yeah, him, and the pterodactyl too! It’s his pet, you see, and he really loves the big awful monstrosity, and when good ol’ Race Bannon oh-so-righteously blasts poor Turu out of the sky with his bazooka, the old loon screams out “Stop! You’re hurting him!” and then, when Turu gets blasted into the tar pit and is screeching pitifully, dives in to try to save him. Only episode of that show that had me hating Dr. Q and ace at the end…