Coming to your cineplex next year:
“Topless Women in Car Chase Kung Fu Gun Battles”
“Samuel Jackson Yelling and Kicking Ass”
The line forms behind me. Question is, which would I see first?
Boy, that keeps coming up lately, doesn’t it? It’s almost becoming a board constant. You know, **Sampiro ** will be missed, **Cervaise ** is funny, and **Skald ** is going to hell… 
That’s actually “Steaks on a Plain”. Don’t confuse that with “Steaks on a Brain”, which is a docudrama about mad cow disease, “Rakes on a Lane”, about a Best Lawn competition in a suburb gone horrably wrong, or “Brakes in the Rain”, which is a Consumer Report article comparing the risks of skidding in inclement weather in the leading car brands.
I’ve seen stranger snakes on trains and automobiles.
A few years back, one of the head geeks in charge in the development of the video game “Halo 2,” when asked to describe it, said “It’s like Halo, only it’s Halo on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas.”
“Halo 2” was a decent enough game, but to tell you the truth what I’d really prefer to have seen was a movie about a guy driving a car at 130 miles an hour being chased by helicopters and ninjas.
But is it on fire?
If you didn’t have a geekgasm from watching Jackson’s appearance on The Daily Show tonight, SOAP just isn’t for you. There isn’t much else to say about it.
I can see the sequels:
Spiders on a Train
Alligators on a Bus
Bugs on a Bed
Piranhas in a Pool
I like Alligators on a Bus. Before they branch out into other animals, I still insist they need to do a sequel called Snakin’ 2: Electric Bugaloo.
OK, what is this from?
Here’s Samuel L. Jackson on the Daily Show talking about the movie (YouTube link). He and Jon Stewart seem to be firmly in the “giddy fanboy” camp (I think Sam’s almost as excited as the rest of its fans!). He talks a little bit about the movie’s history, filming, the proposed title change, and how he got involved with the project, but it’s really worth watching just for the infectious, gleeful energy radiating off both of them. 
There’s also a short clip, containing the film’s most infamous line, that plays to introduce the segment.
Hey, my uncle Lucy runs the joint; I’m only going there for a job.
(So all you sinners best stay on my good side, lest I be tempted to order the junior demons to stoke the furnaces in your section.)
Here’s what will send me to hell:
I’m contemplating making it a double feature. Snakes on a Plane and World Trade Center.
:eek:
On the 70s sitcom SOAP, at the beginning of every episode, the announcer recapped the running plots to be touched upon in the night’s episode in mocking form. When he was done, he’d say,“Confused? You won’t be after this episode of SOAP.”
I check with Uncle Lucy. You will NOT be damned for making that joke. He has, however, authorized me to offer you a job in the eighth circle.
Heh – I haven’t been following the Snakes hype, so when I originally saw this thread title (not having opened it yet), I assumed it was about the 70s sitcom.
Only today did I realize what recent phenomenon “SOAP” is referring to (after seeing it used elsewhere).
SOAP, not SoaP.
Correct, the winner is “I dont care about the movie”. I get the plot entirely. I get it so much, I dont see the need to watch the movie.
Excuse me, but you seem to be forgetting the probability of hot chicks engaged in battle with phallic entities.
Trouser Snakes on a Plane?