No. You’re not.
I’m glad I can clear this up for everybody.
Thank you!
Am I the only one who didn’t know this?
Yes, you are.
Maybe it’s just me, but I take your point!
And here I thought there was something out there I could claim for myself. Sigh.
Thank goodness I have finally found a kindred spirit!
Will you be bringing the yams or the curling iron?
Well, then why hasn’t the trash gone to the curb?
Excellent.
Yes, you’re a unique and special snowflake. Just like everyone else.
This absolutely needs to be a single serving website.
But–but–she swore I was!
It would have been brilliant if the OP was the only one who posted in this thread. The yes, she would have been the only one. 
And you know what else? There’s never a thread about any particular episode of any TV show, or any movie, until someone starts one. After that, there is one. Remarking on this transition in the very title of the thread is silly.
I can’t believe no one has mentioned that this thread should be a single serving website…