TANKS! Just hold that thought. The only thing cooler than a Roadblock where you drive huge friggin’ tanks through the mud would be a Roadblock where you drive huge friggin’ tanks through the mud AND crush a Volkswagen under the treads. Anyway, time for the…
Taxi Assessment
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Bilal & Sa’eed and Vipul & Arti and Kellie & Jamie and Duke & Lauren and Tom & Terry and Peter & Sarah and David & Mary - Probably not gonna win the million dollars.
Erwin & Godwin - (down from “Rapido!”) - Oh brothers; where art thou? (I’ve been waiting all season to use that line, so work with me here.) Can we all agree that alliances where you SIT AND WAIT for the other teams instead of RACING are, by definition, stupid? We can? Good. That’s not really the only reason the Chos were eliminated–their inability to independantly navigate surely played a role–but their pride in adopting a fundamentally dumb tactic is just a bit much.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
No one this week.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Lyn & Karlyn - (holding steady) - Can we all agree that alliances where you SIT AND WAIT for the other teams instead of RACING are, by definition, stupid? Wait, I already used that line. Still, it applies. You can’t bitch about how slow the Chos are going and how they stop too often if you’re actually relying on them to guide you to where you’re going. I’m afraid Lyn & Karlyn are going to be unpleasantly suprised when they have to actually do things themselves. They have almost no chance of winning…but it takes only one stroke of bad luck from another team to get them into the final three.
"Rapido! Por Favor?" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Rob & Kimberly - (holding steady) - A reasonably strong leg, even though this team had car trouble again. (Seriously–what the Hell? Either Rob has terrible car Karma or he’s grinding up the tranny somehow.) I suspect, though, that their relatively strong showing is more a result of Erwin & Godwin and Lyn & Karlyn’s wait-for-the-slowest-team strategy than any natural ability on the part of Rob & Kimberly.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Tyler & James - (holding steady) - A winning leg; good for Tyler and James. I originally had serious doubts about choosing the sheet music Detour option, but it looks like that Detour option was much easier than I had originally thought. Tyler & James still have a propensity to get lost, so they strike me as a disaster just waiting to happen, but if they can keep focused they could easily win it all.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
Dustin & Kandice - (holding steady) - Still the team to beat. Good navigation, good decisions, good teamwork, and good use of their natural abilities to get people to help them. A shoo-in for final three.
Next week: I really hope we get more TANKS! That would be cool.
Discussion topic: Whatever happened to the newer better more unexpected stuff that Phil promised this season would be chock-a-block with? I counted three things: (a) the non-mat elimination in the first episode (unexpected, but hardly a huge impact on the race). (b) the Intersection (different, yes, but only used once). © the new non-elim penalty (an evolutionary change of an existing race move). These aren’t as radical as I was led to believe.
[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]