"America First, Our Country Second" - European late night shows begin preparing their pitches

After the unpresidented pitch of the Netherlands, some other European countries’ TV have begun making their own pitches, in language adapted to the meanest understanding.

http://www.everysecondcounts.eu/

Come to think of it, the flag of the Vatican will probably not be linked to a video. They have no late night show. Sad!

Umm – is that it?

Oh, I get it now. You try to find one of those tiny flags and click n it.

The guy doing to narrating is pretty good. It is spot on Trump.

The german one is pretty phunny. They revealed the late night show red phone.

Portugal’s was not great. But I liked Lithuania’s request to be third.

Why should I give a shit about what some other countries assholes think?

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Now updated with new clips from Morocco (!), Luxembourg, Moldova, Slovenia, Bulgaria and Italy.

For some reasons the entries of France, Kazakhstan and Mars are not linked (I did not know Mars even had a late night show)

Iran’s is funny.