Rooves, you aren’t getting most of the jokes if you are posting something like that.
Really, get off your high horse and learn to laugh.
Oh, and Elenfair: The minute Quebec splits off, the USA takes the rest of Canada. Just thought you’d like to know.
Great OP… BAD timing… 
Huh? What exactly is bad about my timing? I’m now paranoid, trying to find out if Quebec finally separated from Canada while I was sleeping. Unless Bush’s speech last night was about changing the name of the United States of America to something more convenient? Who knows, maybe Bush lurks around the forums…
Rooves , thank you for your concern. But I did post my (admittedly weak) rant in the pit. I’ve been lurking for… a while and I’m fully aware that posting in the pit automatically puts me at the mercy of anyone that wants to make fun of me a little. Besides, they’ve been very entertaining.
The “cardboard number signs” are fun. I’ve even managed to get some constructive criticisms!
Oh, amore ac studio and Hanayatori, thank you for the wonderful links.
Of course not – eef eet were, zee results would haf been known in zee advance.
How’d you know? The country’s new proposed name is “The United States of Dubyamerica” 
[reads rest of post]
[writes out new cardboard sign]
Okay, my ratings on the OP were lower, but for this:
[holding up sign]
Meteorshower gets a 10.
Welcome to the SDMB. 
hahahaha
I give you a 2.1
IAs anyone who knows me would tell you, I drive a camel not a horse.
IAlso, I hope you don’t miake fun of my niative lianguiage.
What… Welsh?
No, I really can’t.
Hey Meteorshower, I thought your OP was fine and it made me laugh. Hope you enjoy yourself here
Hanayatori
I doubt that its offical name is still ISA, anyway.
I’ve read that one of the proposed names for the US was “Columbia”. Maybe we should start calling it that, if only to confuse people who have trouble spelling. coughArocough
A compromise on the name United States of America:
A Suit Oft Eradicates Men
or regarding WW3 –
USSR: A Fine Emaciated Tot
If you don’t like us taking the name America why don’t you come on down and try to take it from us.
Although we no longer choose to be called America, from now on call us…
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Betty.
If America sucks now, then it will be really scary for the rest of the world if it actually become good at what it does.
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell…
Y’all realize you’re fighting over who gets to be named after some eye-talian guy, right?
Nah, I go for “Melvin.”
I so want to stand up and proudly say, “I’m a Melvinian!”
Howzis?
The United States of America:
True Test of Shiite Adamance
We are Americans because we took the name first god damn it. Fair and square! Your just sad because your country was playing grab ass instead trying to get a good name. I’m sorry all that was left was “Canada” but your country should have that about that sooner. There is no continent called America. There isn’t such a thing as a US’er or a United Statesian just like there isn’t such thing as a United Kingdomite or a Dominioner (when you all were a dominion at least). If you don’t like it Yank will do, unless of course you are talking to a hard core southerner or a Red Socks fan.
right on Tito! Since we were the first nation in the Americas to fight for our independence (and win it), we got first dibs on the name.
