American Akira

It would be just like this and you know it.

The logos everywhere make sense. Kaneda riding a Harley and having an American flag jacket work too. But it all fell apart around the “safely under the speed limit” line, and the thing with the talking bike. At that point it became more, “what the fuck?”

The talking bike bit was hilarious.

what song was playing at the end?

Because Americans love cutesy sidekicks, apparently. Do we?

California by uhhhh, hang on… Phantom Planet.

The theme song from The O.C.