American Empire Inc. (parody)

The look on the curator’s face when he saw the museum looted: priceless.
Smashed clay tablets with the first known human writing: priceless
Ancient gold statues to be melted down to bullion: priceless

Counterfeit Babylonian “artifacts” sold to unscrupulous collectors… $billions.

American Empire Collectibles, manufacturers of quality Babylonian fakes since 2003.