American Imperialism

I laughed.

Here.

Read the part about space radiation in post #1.

Hah!

So?

Oh, is this you?

You’re citing your own worthless wall of text. I think what we have here is artificial stupidity.

Cites to Geocities websites that were taken down years ago? Wow, that’s scientific gold, Jerry – Gold!! What’s next, animated dancing babies and clips of “Ally McBeal?”

Cosmored is all over the internet with such topics as:

The US Government Planned and Carried Out the 9/11 Attacks
Were the Manson Killings a US Government Black Op?
Was Michael Jackson Killed by the CIA?
Were We Told the Truth about Jonestown?
And the responses are all pretty much what we’ve been telling him here: HE’S A FUCKING MORON!

Where? Crazy Town or The Dump?

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So we don’t get fifteen more threads by you, can you answer these questions here?

Do you think JFK’s killing was a conspiracy?

Do you think extraterrestrials have visited Earth, and governments suppress any information about it?

Do you think cancer has been cured, but big pharma is keeping the cure from the public for reasons of profit?

Do you think the Illuminati makes most decisions for the world, including who serves as the president of the United States?

Do you think the United States is a great Satan, and the world would be better off if it ceased to exist?

It’d help us all to contain these inevitable discussions to one thread.

I learned your mom’s phone number from the bathroom wall in the local Home Depot’s men’s room.

It said: “For an incomprehensibly horrifying time call Cosmored’s mom: 1-888-SHAMBLING-MONSTROSITY”

When I dialed the number, my hair instantly went white, I had to chop off my hand and replace it with a chainsaw, and the cute Japanese girl that lives across the street shot up into the sky where she turned into a giant robot with missile-boobs that then proceeded to fight and/or have sex with (it was kind of hard to tell) a thirty-story tentacle monster that, at one point in the past, had been gestating on top of famed painting instructor Bob Ross’s head.

And yet, it still made more sense than you do.

I think Cosmored and JOSH need to get together. Apparently neither one has had an original thought in their miserable worthless lives.

My money is on “Badger, badger, badger, badger, mush-room, mush-room . . . snake!”.

You met the letter of my challenge but failed the spirit by still instructing us to go to your links, many of which are expired or otherwise unavailable. You fail as a conspiracy-monger. The only thing I know of you is failure.

Well, you should stop. Those people have enough problems.

Hamster in a microwave.

I refuse to take Cosmored seriously until he cites some Infowars or Prisonplanet links.

On a serious note, I think this thread serves as warning about what happens when a person is cosmored. If you or anyone you know is thinking of cosmoring or being cosmored, stop and seek help.

If you suffer from youtube link glurges, have a poor grasp of reality, and see the shadowy hand of dark government figures everywhere, you may be suffering from cosmoring.

From the makers of Probestin, RationalB (rationifen HCL).

Side effects may include bouts of clarity, rationality, real world social interactions, removal of tin foil helmets, and moving out of parents’ basements.

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