A not particularly bright new poster has begun vomiting on our little neck of the woods.
I’ve been thinking of pitting him for days, but wasn’t pushed over the edge until today.
90% of his posts are rants against the “Amerikan gummint” and how evil and oppressive it is.
The latest gem is from a GD thread discussing whether parents should be able to know what books their kids check out from the library.
Amerikan parenting is child abuse
Check out your copy of the US Constitution. Every person is guaranteed the right to liberty, and no age is specified. Where do parents get the idea that they can treat their kids as property, as slaves surely were in the bad old days before the 5th and 14th Amendments?
I’m no Dem, but I firmly believe that kids have the right to sex partners of their choosing and that modern Amerikan parenting is the equivalent of child abuse.
Not to mention this gem
Worldwide pollution…
This guy has some issues. And by the way claims to be a “a nuclear physicist skilled in ICBM delivery.”
Aargh! Messed up the coding and double posted! Could a mod help me out on either or both of these issues?
Why are you even giving this guy the time of day?
I find them hot. Blond hair, pink nipples. They’re usually taller. Blah
So he doesn’t like the American government. What do you think, this is “God’s country”? It is possible for someone to have a validly negative opinion of us.
Kyla
November 6, 2003, 9:14pm
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Politics aside, anyone who spells “American” like that deserves to be pitted.
Miller
November 6, 2003, 9:20pm
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Poitics aside, anyone who hails the demise of public libraries as a good thing deserves to be flensed.
Kyla
November 6, 2003, 9:23pm
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Yikes, I missed that. But what, pray tell, is “flensed”?
Heh, heh! You’ll know it when it happens!
He’s very accomplished actually – nuclear physicist and attorney!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=4188928#post4184977
I still haven’t figured out what USSA means, though.
Hey, of course it’s OK to disparage the US if you want, and if we banned everybody who’d done it, we’d have about three people left
But it’s the WAY he does it, like some kid who is Filled with The Revelation That There is HYPOCRISY IN THE WORLD AND HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE TRUTH!! "The USSA’? “Amerika”? Puhlease. And he also boasts that he’s defrauding the Social Security Administration, welfare, etc., which makes him a jerk no matter what his politics.
He’s like Holden Caulfield’s Marxist semi-literate little brother.
Autz , I think Jimbino would rather be fishing.
Nah, he’s too comfy in his studio w/bed under the Golden Gate.
g8rguy
November 6, 2003, 10:23pm
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Indeed. And it is also possible for someone to have a validly negative opinion of someone having a validly negative opinion of us. Ain’t life grand?
Kyla
November 6, 2003, 10:24pm
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*Originally posted by Mehitabel *
He’s like Holden Caulfield’s Marxist semi-literate little brother. **
But…if you were a Marxist, wouldn’t you want the US to be communist? That’s what the “USSA” thing refers to, right? I don’t get why he is using it in a derogatory fashion?
IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE AND NOW MY BRAIN HURTS! KHAN!
What is meant by calling America “Amerika”? Something to do with the KKK?
I’ll take, “Posters gone by the holidays” for $1000, Alex.
I think the “Amerika” references is supposed to make it sound more like a Nazi-German spelling.
Or Dutch. But you didn’t hear it from me.
Jodi
November 6, 2003, 11:34pm
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Dutch? So are you, then, Koldfire?
