American Ninja Warrior

Poor Michelle Warnky got while-we-were-away’ed. Ouch. For that matter, so did James “The Beast” McGrath. Worst of all was the guy who just barely missed the buzzer on time. I would think that’s the kind of exciting run they’d want to show, but what do I know.

Jessie Graff rules. Right now I view her as equivalent to any of the high caliber males, but not the elite rock climbers. So like a Drew Dreschel or Flip Wilson type, but not quite up to Brian Arnold or Isaac Caldiero territory. So I could definitely see her beating stage 2. She has no speed issues, which is what seems to kill the other women. Jesse LeBreck has potential to join her in that status next season. All the other women still feel like “female competitors” instead of just “competitors.”

Previews seemed to imply that Kacy might do well next week. Fingers crossed; that would make me so happy. So tired of watching her underwhelm. Even if she just gets to the warped wall then runs out of time I would consider that a massive win. Hmmm. Maybe that’s an unrealistic standard: Even if she “just” gets as far as any woman has ever gotten until last night…heh.

Well, now. This year’s Stage 1 is turning out to be (Gordon Gekko voice) intriguing…for lack of a better word. I’d like to begin with my early take on the new obstacles.

Snake Hop: Wasn’t quite sure what to make of this one. Can’t see anything about it that makes it appreciably harder (or easier) than Timbers. Brought out the usual “You CANNOT take any obstacle for GRANTED!” bluster but didn’t make a big impact, as it should’ve been.
Giant Log Grip: I can see how it can be harder than Silk Slider (harder to get a solid grip, can’t see directly in front of you). However, there are two ways in which it’s easier: There’s no risk of being spun around, and you can drop off after hitting the end and swinging back, which looks to me much easier to time then during a full-speed-ahead descent. I’d call it largely a wash.
Broken Bridge: Hmm…don’t think this is especially challenging for anyone good enough to make it to Stage 1. It’s mostly a matter of staying calm and not screwing up your footing. Maybe tougher than Coin Flip, but I actually think it’s a shade easier than Spinning Bridge because the surfaces are cylindrical and not spherical. If Cannonball Alley has taught us anything, it’s that spheres drive these athletes absolutely nuts.
Flying Squirrel: Two unconnected bars, with a leap to the same, and with a considerably longer distance to the net. Definitely harder than anything that’s been here before. I’m surprised only one person failed on it so far; this really goes to show you how much the level of competition has risen.

I’m going to have to see this again. So much to digest here, including what’s looking like a large-scale changing of the guard. The attrition was tremendous, way higher than what I’m used to seeing from even Stage 1, and right now I can’t really see why. I remember one year where Jumping Spider took out like 40 competitors; now it seems like nothing special. In fact, no one particular obstacle looks like a killer, not even Warped Wall. Even the clock wasn’t a huge factor, with only two timeouts.

We’re definitely breaking new ground here; right now, I’m just glad I stuck around to see it. I’m so hooked I don’t even have to mute it. Yet. :slight_smile:

Oh, and YOU GO, GRAFF! Second best jock Graff after that tennis player! Woo HOOOOOO!

(Um, you all know who I’m talking about, right? I’m not THAT old, am I?)

Well, except for Travis Rosen.
So there were two big stories tonight:
(1) Jessie Graff, absolutely living up to the hype. I really wanted her to succeed, but I have to admit I doubted she could do it. I was thinking a good realistic goal would be to beat the warped wall and maybe one more obstacle and then run out of time, but she crushed it

(2) So many experienced competitors failing. I’m not sure it’s a changing of the guard per se, as opposed to just being really really hard. Certainly Ian Dory isn’t old and washed out…

So the 8 finishers were… Flip Rodriguez, Daniel Gill, breakdancing-pants-guy, Brian Arnold, Chris Wilczieski (sp?), Grant McCartney, Jessie Graff, and carpenter guy (Daniel Torres?)?

Of those, Flip, Brian, Jessie and Chris are clearly veterans, Daniel and Grant and pants are 2nd-or-3rd season, and Torres is a rookie. So a good cross section, really. Sure, some of the better known old timers failed… but so did a bunch of Brazi Bros and the equivalent.

Work let us off early due to impending nightmare traffic, so I get to watch the whole thing over today (didn’t take long; I fast forward a lot, especially when Gbajabiamila is bleating about chinny-chin-chins and not letting the spider bite you). A few things to say about some individual performances:

Ryan Stratis: I could tell he really, really wants to be a part of this, and it’s just tragic that his bum shoulder meant that he had essentially no chance of getting past Stage 1. If we had more than one of these a year, maybe he could’ve been persuaded to take time off, heal properly and go in at 100%. Shame. He looked strong.

Jojo Bynum: Damn, he was furious. It was almost scary. I rarely see that level of emotion on Stage 3, much less here. Are there underlying emotional issues? Were there sky-high expectations on him (and if so, who the hell’s putting them on Jojo Bynum)?

Lucas Gomes: Oh, jesus. That…that was CRUELTY. It played out like an athletic representation of the Sad Trombone. I wanted to hug him. Honestly. (On a related note, now I know why Yuri Force’s run was never shown. He was the only Cityfinals qualifier whom NBC didn’t show at all.)

Tyler Yamauchi: More proof that we need to forget about inspiration and groundbreaking and “this guy is a X!!!” once the real contest begins. He simply didn’t have the height (or the speed) for Warped Wall, and I’ll be very surprised if he ever completes a Stage 1.

Michael Torres: I don’t put too much stock in “SOOOO CLOOOOOSSSSEEEE!!!” finishes in Stage 1, but this definitely ranks as a clutch performance, and he should be proud of it no matter how he does in Stage 2.

Jesse LaBreck: Definitely looked like one of the best of the female contingent (by far the best of the Philadelphia Four), but we need a year or two before we know how good she really is. (I thought it was funny how they cut to Meagan Martin saying “That was the weirdest thing! Like, she was right on it!”)

Daniel Gil and Thomas Stillings: Gil looked as overpowering as he was in Team Ninja Warrior, and Stillings was a revelation. No telling who’s better yet as the contest’s focus changes a lot in Stages 2 and 3, but no matter what, I’m glad they’re around to set the bar. And I definitely want to see Stillings in a TNW!

Cassie Criag, Erica Cook, Alyssa Beird, Michelle Warnky, and Rose Wetzel: There’s been plenty of bellyaching about how Kacy Catanzaro doesn’t deserve a wildcard, but as long as competitors like these are getting free passes, I don’t want to hear it. Yes, I understand that the constant sausage factory of Cityfinals is almost unbearable, but why bother putting them on if you’re not even going to show their runs in full? Heck, it’s not like it would’ve taken much time (Craig was the only one who made it past Propeller Bar). IMO, male or female, wildcards should go to those who actually have a chance, and this bunch isn’t anywhere near that territory.

And of course…

Jessie Graff: What more can anyone say at this point? Well, a couple of things:

  1. The thing that stood out the most about her groundbreaking round was how textbook it was. No hesitations, no stumbles, no flops, no missteps, no desperation saves, no bumps. Look at how solidly she wedged in at Jumping Spider, how she floated to the platform on Sonic Curve (that ALONE made this worth the Pom Wonderful Run of the Night), how she casually jogged past Broken Bridge. It was the smoothest, cleanest performance I’ve ever seen from anyone on Stage 1.

  2. Let me really, really drive this home, because I don’t think it’s been stressed enough. Jessie Graff is unmarried, unengaged (and from all apperances has no interest in hooking up with anyone), and childless, she’s a powerhouse, she has a full-time job, she’s soft-spoken in interviews, she doesn’t get emotional, and her life, as far as anyone can tell, has been pretty ordinary with no great tragedies. She should be a damn pariah on a reality show, much less with NBC’s super-maudlin guidelines in play. But they’re paying attention, and they’re hyping her up, and they’re making her their big star…because now they have absolutely no choice. She’s made her mark the absolute only way a woman in her station could have…by being better than everyone else. This, the smashing of the great reality TV barrier, is, for me, the story of this season.

Man, I do not envy Meagan Martin at ALL. :slight_smile:

Remind me what happened to Lucas Gomes, and also who Yuri Force is and what it explains about his run not being shown.

One of the Brazi bros ended up 16th at his city finals, and thus did not qualify for Mt. Midoriyama. Then someone got injured, so he made it after all. DKW is (reasonably) assuming that that was the mysterious “Yuri Force”, who we never saw at all in city finals other than his name on the leaderboard.

All the heats have sort of run together, but I think this Gomes bro fell in the water about 2 seconds into his run.

Here’s a clip, down the page a bit. You have to wait through all his backstory for the money shot

Addendum: One hour after Lucas got the word, he was badly injured when the chain on a tow truck on the side of the road broke and hit him in the chest. There were serious doubts as to whether he’d be able to compete in Stage 1 at all. He made an amazing recovery, he joined his brother, and the stage was set for the feel-good victory-from-the-jaws-of-defeat-story. He went out on the first obstacle.

CRUELTY.

One thing I liked from the original was that you’d have these guys who’d show up in some crazy costume, not expecting to win but just wanting to have a fun story for the water cooler on Monday. The American version is just too serious.

Those fun-loving costume stories who don’t expect to win show up in the first event only, pretty much by definition. For the original, that’s Stage 1. For the American version, that’s city qualifying. And they do show up there.

It’d be like complaining that the original doesn’t have enough of the crazy costume goofiness in stage 3. Stage 3 is just too serious.

Do they ever show the city qualifiers?

There are no city qualifiers in Sasuke. The selection process is similar to the process for selection for the city qualifiers in ANW. Competitors send in a tape and past competitors who had done well are sometimes invited to apply. Those invited are pretty certain to get a spot of course.

If I recall correctly, starting after a couple of seasons they started seeding the competitors as well, putting those expected to do well later in the competition. This seems to be the similar to the city qualifiers in ANW (but that might be editing).

The American version does, yes. The original version has no qualifiers at all. It literally starts with stage 1. Thus, the very first event (where costumed goofiness has the largest presence) in the American version is city qualifying and in the original it’s stage 1.

In the American version, stage 1 is the third event, where most of the fun-loving no-chance competitors have already been weeded out. In the original, the third event is stage 3. How many “just happy to be here” runs do you see in stage 3 in the original? Is stage 3 too serious?

Ouch! Geoff Britten fails on the first obstacle. And Kacy fails on the propeller bars AGAIN.

Curious about the new obstacles in stage two.

Brian

I really think they need to stop calling her “Mighty Casey” – it’s coming across as snide.

Tako-san - the diminutive, elderly-looking skin-and-bones Tokyo restaurateur - comes to mind.

Come to think of it, this reminds me of maybe 2/3 of the competitors on MXC, who seemed to possess no athletic ability whatsoever.

Nothing as exciting as Jessie in the second week of stage 1. The major storylines were big names continuing to go out unexpectedly (Geoff Britten), the former royal couple continuing to struggle, and the emergence of some powerful new rookies (Josh Levin and the Philadelphia Phoenix guy).

The real question is whether anyone will even make it to stage 3 next week. The way they’ve been promoting things makes it seem vanishingly unlikely that anyone will make stage 4.
Stage 2 is traditionally upper-body intensive, but not pure grip strength the way stage 3 is. Anyone have any predictions as to who it favors, among the 17 qualifiers?

On what channel does it originally air? I glanced at the schedule last night and didn’t see it, but Esquire has been advertising it all weekend for Tuesday night. I thought maybe the holiday had altered the programming for Monday, and catching it tonight is no big deal, but there wasn’t jack on TV last night, anyway.

NBC on Monday night, Esquire on Tuesday.

NBC, which is why it went off the air for two weeks during the Olympics.