Brian, and Libby,
As a cyber bit player in the movie of your lives, I join the teeming millions with my wishes for your happiness. Let your joys remain with you, and your sorrows pass from you, for that is the best use for the inconstancy of memory. Take very good care of yourselves, and of each other.
Imagine my signature begins five spaces to the right of center.
No we don’t!! But congratulations anyway!
(And I was all prepared to give Satan a flaming like no other for being a no-show! Some guys really know how to ruin a moment!)
Seriously, if you had to blow us off, I’m glad it was for such a wonderful reason!
Best of luck!
I always try to do things in chronological order.
A toast to the happy couple-May the joy that you have found in each other last forever!
Well, if all the good men weren’t already married, they will be now. Damn, and Satan is such a hottie…
Congratulations to both of you.
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.” — Han Solo
Congratulations to you both, Brian, and Libby. 
May you live together in true joy, through good times, and bad. God bless you, always.
Adam
Congratulations!
Live Long And Prosper.
Save this thread for your kids.
Well, I would never have figured Satan would go for a ceremony that typically involved bibles and references to his nemesis, but then, I never would have figured his brother was a Rev either.
I hope you two are blessed with all the wonders and beauty that I didn’t have in my marriage as well as the great sex and 3 a.m. “What if it’s a black and white world and I’m colorblind?” types of conversations I did have. I think you are a good match, from what I can infer from words on a message board, and hope you make each other happy forever. Best of luck!!
I can’t say anything that hasn’t already been said, except “I knew it was gonna happen, neener neener neener!”
Seriously, I know you two crazy kids are gonna be great as a married couple. Much love for both of ya.
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So I Married an Axe Murderer just doesn’t have the same ring to it anymore.
Congratulations!
That is so sweet! And you get plenty of extra points for going to such extraordinary efforts to make the proposal unique! Best wishes to you both.
May heavens finest blessings shower down upon you…
“Patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings.” Bob Dylan
Congrats, Brian, and best wishes, Libby (it’s bad luck to congratulate the bride, doncha know.) I wish the best to you both; and what a handsome pair you make!
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Drain strides confidently down the marble hallway, her stylish heels muffled by the pile carpeting. Demure and impeccably groomed, she has prepared for this day for many years.
With a sheepskin on her wall, a fresh ABA card in her purse and an air of confident determination, she has entered the offices of Dewey, Cheetum and Howe, the most respected law firm in the Raliegh metro-area, in search her first position as an attorney.
An impatient “Enter!” greets her staccato rap on the conference room door.
She takes a seat at the end of a 20-foot chestnut table with a finish so smooth the inverted doppelgangers of the 15 men arrayed about it double the number of disapproving stares in the sanctum sanctorum, burning the stigmata “Outsider” upon Drain’s furrowed brow.
Dismissively, the “Establishment” allows only four minutes to grill the young counselor before a wordless rejection passes between the “old farts”, as she has perceptively quantified them.
“We have many more qualified applicants for the position which you seek here, Ms. Bead. What can you bring to this firm which others can’t?”
“Well, sir, I am Satan’s betrothed, soon to be Queen of the Underworld and the Mistress of Lies and All That is Unholy…”
“Welcome aboard, Ms. Bead.”
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Wow!
All my best to both of you.
That proposal is a memory for the ages.
Great to hear!
Congrats.
How adorable! I am SO happy for the both of you!
… but a KNICKS fan??? Oh, God! :))!
“The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance – it is the illusion of knowledge.”
–Daniel J Boorstin
Wow.
And for effect, again: wow.
That’s great news, and a great story to tell the kids someday!
Congratulations, you two. May God bless you and yours, and may you keep each safe and warm and happy for the rest of your lives.
Nothing I can say that hasnt already been said, but I’ll say it anyway.
That’s so awesome.
Congratulations, and I hope the happiness you both feel right now is vastly dwarfed by the happiness you feel on your sixtieth wedding anniversary.
Congrats.
I’m gonna assume this was a joke? Just because, well, I’d say less than half of the weddings I’ve been to have had biblical references in them. Mine sure as hell didn’t, nor did it reference god. But if it wasn’t a joke, maybe it’s just that you’ve only been to very Christian weddings?
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