All the best to you. 
All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.
Bahut Bahut Mubarakan …
Much Much Happiness …
Ok, Ok, congratulations already…Now when do I get my Great niece or nephew???
Seriously, I know I told you both in person just wanted to say it again…so CONGRATULATIONS you two. May you always remain as happy as you are today for the rest of your lives.
Uh, is this thing on? Ahem… (aside) Cue the organ…
(“Funeral March” starts)
No! No! No! Wrong song! Stop it! Stop…
(Music stops, then “Wedding March” plays)
Much better. Uh, ah, where did I put my speech? I could swear I had it a second ago… Oh, the hell with it. Satan and Drain, I wish you all the happiness that life can bring, even though I am understandably disappointed that the lovely and talented Ms. Bead is off the market for good. May the sun always shine, the birds always sing, the fires of Hell always glow with their eerie phosphorescence as the screams of the damned echo in the cavernous chambers of the underworld as the Demons and Furies and Harpies tear out their eyeballs and prod flaming rods of iron into their bodily orifices as you rise above it all, cackling and laughing, delighting in the exquisite torment visited unto all… the… Uh, where was I? Oh yeah. Good luck, guys.
I’m done. You can stop playing on your organ now.
(Titters ripple through crowd)
Oh, shut up.
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
What a nice story. Best wishes to both of you and your families. I hope you guys have better luck than the Knicks.
Now see, just when I thought romance was dead, it gets up off the floor and goes back to work.
Congratulations . . . wishing you every true happiness . . .
your humble TubaDiva
Acolyte of the Church of Barbara Cartland
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart. You two will be very happy together, I know it. Always remember to respect each other, and you’ll be forever in bliss.
Zette
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
:D!!!
Awesome. Something neat always happens when i am gone for a while. This is great news to hear and based on my limited exposure to both of you, it couldn’t happen to two finer posters.
Can I send you your 18th toaster?
We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place.
wow!
thats pretty cool… wish you all the best
two friends of mine recently met through the internet also and are now together.
maybe i should start looking…
Check out my site:
Chief’s Domain
I’ve checked with the appropriate authorities here in the Old World and they said it was OK. So there ya go!
All the best, Brian and Libby. The road ahead is as challenging as it is rewarding.
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Congratulations.
– Sylence
“Excuse me, are you reading Torah and eating crayons?”
I’ve enjoyed reading both of your posts and threads, and if you can make each other smile as much as you’ve made me, then you have it made. Many congratulations.
Congratulations guys. All the best!!
I like it here-can I stay?
And do you have a vacancy for a Back-scrubber?
Best wishes to two nice, funny, interesting people. Haven’t read the whole thread yet, so maybe this has been decided – is Drain gonna change her username to Mrs. Satan?
yowza! 
Congradulations!
Mayor of Snerdville, the home of Mortimer Snerd
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
Congratulations, both of you!
This is really cool. Congratulations!
Best wishes to you and the future Madam Satan!
Are we all invited to the wedding? You know we’ll show up anyway . . .
Congrats guys, I rarely hit the board lately, and I’m very glad I did long enough to see this message. I am glad you both are so happy!
Voted Biggest Smartass by all you beautiful people!
You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.