Wow, finally, someone who agrees with me about ice chewers!
I thought of you Eve, the other day when a woman was wearing a leopard print ruffled skirt and a shirt printed with vertical black and white stripes with large red roses plastered all over the print, over top of the stripes. I imagined you pushing her under the train.
Justifiable homicide. Entirely justifiable.
No kidding. I got retinal burn just thinking about that.
What exactly was stopping eve from moving exactly? Was it a chartered train? Were there absoloutely no seats left that she couldn’t move?
Somehow this is not really pit material. It’s a girl chewing gum fer’chris’sakes. And don’t get all PC on my ass, because there are certainly people who would find transvestites not too agreeable to look at, although I am not one. It’s just an opinion.
Fuck, find some better pit material next time, Eve.
OH NO someone was chewing gum on the train. I am so outraged. :rolleyes:
Go You Big Red Fire Engine, Well, that’s all interesting and stuff. Honest. It’s just that you don’t seem to be playing the thread avenger in all of the other threads in the Pit, so I thought that it was worth checking from a bizzaro personal issue stance. For the record: are you or are you not a spokes model for Cud Monthly and have you or have you not suffered a disfiguring accident from attempting to chew gum and walk at the same time. Remember, this is for posterity so please be honest.
Also, where the fuck did that come from? You seem to be posting randomly. All that I am doing is asking for some context, because I am really not getting where you are coming from at all.
I think he’s just a Chewley’s Gum representative.
“beleaguered wad of gum”
Now,that’s some fine writing!
A Scarlett Johansson lookalike would have to be some kinda disgusting (see: Houston, Whitney, and Bobby Brown) before I’d let it bother me. Gum chewing? Blah. Nose picking? Meh. Displaying her grossly ingrown toenails on lunch counters? Maybe, but don’t bet on it.
Snoring? I should have such problems…
The verse is ubiquitous, and impossible (at least with my ability and resources) to source accurately. The original had the word “student” instead of “female” of course, and other differences, no doubt, as well. It’s appeared in childrens’ joke books since the early 70’s at least.
GYBRFE, I’ll call you Dalmatian for short. Your first mistake was in assuming that Eve might have some flaws in her own personal ettiquette. She might, but it’s a mistake to assume it. Second mistake, Dalmatian, (Heck, I’ll call you Puppy for short) was invading a thread to impose such a supposition (by no means a fact) upon the rest of us, with no point of view as to the topic of your own. Third mistake, Puppy, (Still too long – I’ll call you DimBulb) was to post in complete ignorance of the human density of morning train cars into Manhattan. Fourth mistake, Dimbulb – Hell, change it back to Puppy (And let’s just shorten that right now to Pup), and the one that will probably haunt you the longest, is your baseless interjection of an infantile bias against transvestites’ appearance, which has nothing to do with this thread. Your fifth mistake, yet to come, is to appear again in this thread to say anything other than “I apologize.”
It’s a lame pit thread. Exceedingly. She could’ve moved. She could not have pitted such a lame topic.
But since she seems to find someone else’s activities in public so disgusting, then perhaps her own presence in public should be examined. Of course, if you pitted trans-sexuals you’d be hacked down immediately by the eve brigade.
She is pitting chewing gum. The OP is lame.
Alright, being an organized sort of a hairpin, I shall thrust aside our Doublemint-cracking slattern and address Mr. G.Y.B.R.F. Engine’s questions.
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There were absolutely no more seats available on the train. I would have had to get up and stand on another part of the train, submitting Cracky McPopdagum to a social shunning in public which she may never have recovered from.
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Yes, I have known for 25 years that “there are certainly people who would find transvestites not too agreeable to look at,” which is why I try to keep my appearance as low-key and unsexual as possible. There will always be people who do not wish to look at me, but I have to earn a living and go out in public, looking as inoffensive as I possibly can.
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Find better Pit material? What could be better than spotting an amusing but disgusting social faux pas and addressing it in a humorous rant as roared by John Barrymore? “I had to close my upstage eye to block her out of my vision, for I was a hair’s-breadth away from pouncing on her and thrashing her soundly for the slatternly fishwife she was, till she choked on her vile cud.” Can’t you just hear that from the golden tones of John Barrymore at his actin’est?
Waitaminute–I got a brigade? It would kill them to come in and dust once in a while, pick up some cat food, maybe order me a few sweaters from Lands’ End? Oh, wait, do I have to pay a brigade? Are they union?
I don’t have an infantile bias against trans-sexuals appearances. That was your first mistake. Second, you seem to be missing the lame-ness of the OP. Third, was to assume I need to apologise for not conforming to the eve brigade.
- Fair enough. See point 3)
- See point 3)
- This was not pit material. This was MPSIMS material. No doubt about it. Maybe if you had’ve got up and followed you and chewed mouth open right in front of you. Then maybe, pit material.
What if someone pitted you for “an amusing but disgusting social faux pas”? Hell give it 2 minutes there would be 100 replies pitting the OP’er instead. But not here, no, not here.
Hell, I didn’t have to read this thread, I didn’t have to post, and no-one had to reply to me. But after a while it just gets annoying seeing the pit filled with annoying MPSIMS crap like this.
:: Pats Go etc. on head ::
OOOOOOOOOOO!!! Aren’t you just the cutests widdle Junior Mod! Yes, you are, yes you are! Good widdle Moddy!
I guess some people like Alexander Woollcott; some people like Howard Stern. If my hideous appearance offended the sensibilities of anyone on the train, I would rather they inform me of this in the voices of Mr. Wilde or Mrs. Parker, rather than the late lamented Happiness Crew, Joe and Jersey. I cannot help being “not too agreeable to look at.” Ms. Johansson can, however, chew her gum silently, with her gob shut.
Oh, so you want to be told when you’re offending people, but you don’t tell people when they’re offending you?
However, I am sure some people believe that you yourself could’ve made the choice to “not offend the sensibilities” of some people. Just like the siren.
Only opinions after all. But I find your post rather hypocritical and do not wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Wow, Go You Big Red Fire Engine. And I thought I was a flaming cunt. I bow to your superior cuntositude, my liege. I am but a wee bitch before you.
I mean, pissing in a thread that, yes, should have been in MPSIMS was one thing. Who among us hasn’t wanted to do that? But bringing up transvestites? Bravissimo.