“That’s a cheeky smile you’ve got there. Do you have a packet of sweets?”
They’re a bunch of animal-pornimporting, luggage stealing, league bribing, krugerand burying, watch theiving, drink driving, pizza hut trashing, closet dwelling munters at Bribery. And absolutely none of that is “allegedly”.
They bribed there way into the league and its only the stench of their own corruption that has kept them there.
Never forget Osama Bin Laden is/was a gooner. Nuff said.
Next Arsenal manger? Martin O’Neil. Put your mortgage on it. He doesn’t want the Man Yoo job immediately after Fergie (who would?) so he wants to go somewhere to build his reputation etc.
He’s not happy at Celtic (trust me on this - he met with THFC representatives to discuss a move to the lane but knocked us back - he wouldn’t do that unless he was VERY keen to get back to civilisation, and next season is bound to be an anti-climax for GCFC innit? (I do some work for THFC on the fans side so get a fair bit of the gossip).
He wants a premiership job, but not the MAN UTd one.
Wenger wants to spend some money - AFC are potless - ergo he’s off to Madrid.
As for AFCs corruption: Do you really want me to go into interminable detail about David Deins “links” in the FA? THe Hill-Woods are good people. Dein is a shyster.
Fat fucking chance. The match was a done deal, ending in 0-0. PSV takes the title, Groningen stays in the top league. Sure, they all said beforehand that they’d play to win, and that there was no “deal”, but it was a load of bollocks, obviously, judging by the game itself. Kezman got a good shot against the post in the first half, but when Rommedahl had a CLEAR scoring opportunity a couple of minutes before the final whistle, he obviously lobbed it over the bar.
A fire breaks out at White Hart Lane…Glenn Hoddle runs up, screaming at the top of his lungs, “THE CUPS! SAVE THE CUPS!” A steward intercepts him, saying, “Relax, Mr. Hoddle…the fire hasn’t reached the canteen yet…”
