an essential guide to visiting the UK .. hope all my American friends will find this

Wow. Nobody even remotely fell for it. I guess we 'Mercins are smarter than you thought, eh? :cool:

I hadn’t seen it before and I thought it was funny as hell.

In no way should this be construed as a note of support for Whipping Boy.

Heh. I do admit that I was outfoxed by the “subway” thing when I was in London this summer. For some reason I couldn’t find the tube station: I just kept going under the street and coming out the other side! What on earth was happening to me?

Fortunately, some other tourists were taking pictures nearby when I worked out what “subway” must mean in London. They gave me the photo, which I paste here for your pleasure:

:smack:

You do seem to be quite the wanker, whippingboy. Getting enough sleep is important, and clearly you have a levelheadedness that bespeaks many hours spent wanking . . .

Well I may have fell for goolies but I knew that a Quid was worth more than 17 cents. After that I realized that everything must be wrong and it was a joke.

And I got most of the jokes as well.

(Reading from Guide Book): Please Fiondle my Buttocks!

but, but, but, sir, I thought you said no joke threads in the pit. :wink:

Silly me, this ain’t the pit. :eek:

You know, before you’re allowed to take anymore pot shots about how insular and ingnorant we Americans are, I think you ought to be forced to take a test on American history and culture. Because I’ve got a sneaking suspicion you’re every bit as ignorant about foreign cultures as you accuse us of being.