Try this. I promise you won’t regret it.
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Sit on your couch (if you own one), and wrap you left leg around your neck, bringing your foot to touch your mouth.
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start gnawing at your big toe (preferably untill it falls of).
with all the blood you have lost, you will begin to feel alittle woozy… thats ok… its normal.
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Stand on your right foot and hop out into the middle of the street as a cement truck is speeding toward you at full speed.
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quikely fall backwards in a akward position, breaking your neck.
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Make sure you let the driver of the truck know you are there, so he will have time to viciously swerve out of the way, crashing into your house.
Well, have fun with it. I know I have.