Gosh, I didn’t see that one coming. I think my chances of proving God’s existence to you are about equivalent to your proving the existence of your intelligence to me.
And whom do I have the honour of addressing?
- bows modestly, flutters wings and vanishes *
There are some who called me … ByTor.
I hereby challenge you to an **IQ test at dawn**. Choose your favorite #2 pencil, sharpen it – and shove it up your ass.
As for ‘proving God,’ write your semantic sleight bullshit – squiggly symbols and all – on a placard and go parade around Times Square with it. Stop, preach some more, place upside down hat in front of you. You’ll find yourself in good company there.
ByTor!