POOP POOP POOP DAD POOP POOP POOP
I am a frigging genius!
LC
Fer sure. This is Nobel Prize material.
this was supposed to go in “beat this… every other letter is an “a”!” right?
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.
Todd erases a red dot.
Able was I ere I saw Elba.
A toyota.
Oh no! Don ho!
A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
Step on no pets.
Madam, I’m Adam.
I gotta say it…
…Go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog.
Hey! Yo has tits ahoy yeh?
gnu dung
A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar, a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat, a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay, a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal, a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub, a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw, a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr, a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim, a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted, a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub, a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood, a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug, a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal, a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap, a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel, a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal, a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag, a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag, a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog, a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit, a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat, a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer, a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid, a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag, a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural, a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall, a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort, a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat, a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall, a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw, a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray, an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion, a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman, a bater, a canal–Panama.
haHA!
(OK, it was from here, among other places: http://www.jy-muggeridge.freeserve.co.uk/pals/pals_sl.htm
They give a longer one as well.)
(italics mine)
heh-heh-heh-heh-heh…
me, I don’t have any to post because it’s near dinnertime and I can’t think well on an empty stomach (and also since my brain’s fried from waterj2’s). I’ll see if I can find some later…
walks towards dinner bowl, thinking hard
think, think, think
Evil - to not live.
Sex at noon taxes 
“Tulsa nightlife: Filth, gin, a slut.”
No Opal references, sorry.
my favorite:
Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver: I maim nine more hero-men in Saginaw; sanitary sword a-tuck, Carol, I–lo!–rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan; I gas nine more hero-men in Miami; reviled I (Nona) live on. I do, O God!
Thanks again to **MEBuckner[/]b for finding it for me
Disclaimner: I did not make this one up, ad don’t know who did. But it’s the best palindrome I’ve ever seen.
T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. I’d assign it a name: “gnat-dirt upset on drab pot toilet.”
A public swimming pool, upon deciding to close operations on Mondays, hung out this sign:
NOW NO SWIMS ON MON
This is not a palindrome in the traditional sense, but it reads the same if one were to turn the sign upside down. Is there a term for this?
A Flipadrome?
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni.
(“We turn in a circle by night and are consumed by fire.”)