You ignorant incompetent fuck. I have been calm and respectful in the past regarding your fuck-ups. You were as new to being a supervisor as I was working here. You’ve had over a year and have shown no progress. In fact I would say you’ve gotten dumber as the months have gone by. There are I times I feel dumber just standing too close to you. You are some strange supernatural black hole, sucking any intelligence that gets too near you, only you don’t retain any of it; it’s just all lost to the void.
You are the office joke. Do you realize, if one of us goes to the bathroom we don’t say we’re going to take a shit: we say we’re going to take a Barry. That’s what we think of you. It’s not just us union guys laughing at you either. I’m buddies with Jimmy and Blake and Martin - management all three - and we stand around and laugh our asses off at the stupid shit you do and say.
This time, however, you have not just annoyed me with your ineptitude. You have thoroughly pissed me off. You didn’t display the schedule until today for the rest of this month. I’m in the middle of working 12 straight days, which I don’t mind: the overtime is nice and of course I’ll work Bob’s days so he can go to his dad’s funeral, but I was expecting a couple days off at the end of it! Instead you post the schedule that shows I have ONE DAY off before I have to come back to work. And then I won’t be working my shift, I’ll be coming in during the days for some bullshit training class! You’ve given me ONE FUCKING DAY to re-adjust my body clock to wake up at 7:30am instead of going to bed at 5am. Not to mention I’ll be losing the extra 10% I get paid for working nights by going to training during the day. You jackoff, did it ever occur to you that maybe I’d like to know at the BEGINNING of the month if I’m gonna get a short paycheck at some point during that month?
On top of this, we STILL don’t know what the March schedule is, but you did manage to show me as being scheduled to work March 2&3. Hey asshole, I asked for that weekend off weeks ago. I told you I need March 2-5 off. I sent you emails, memos, told you face-to-face. No problem you said. Were you even listening to me you stupid shit? NOW I have to go from co-worker to co-worker and hope someone will trade days with me because you waited until the last fucking moment to show us the schedule that I’m now past the requisite time window to request vacation for those days.
You incompetent fuck. I’m at top pay in October (our union contract has a salary cap) so I’ll be looking at a management position after October. Guess whose job I’m looking to take.