If there are three gloryholes in the bathroom at the club and 28 guys at the circuit party, how many rotations of guys will it take before everybody has a turn? Nine, with a remainder of Brent. Because Brent can’t fit in the gloryhole, and that’s why we all like Brent!
Though I don’t have to worry about watching with kids, I agree sitcoms are raunchier than they used to be. That said, I don’t mind dirty jokes if they’re funny or even mildly clever. Dirty just because it’s dirty makes me cringe a little.
I’m reminded of a scene from Friends, circa 2004. Monica and Chandler are adopting, and the birth mother (who’s not too bright) doesn’t know which of two guys is the father. One of them killed his father with a shovel, and Chandler has dubbed him “Shovelly Joe”. Monica comes back from lunch with the birth mother:
M: Well, we don’t have to worry. The Shovel Killer isn’t the father.
C: How do you know?
M: Turns out, the way they did it, you can’t get pregnant.
C: Was it the thing we hardly ever do, or the thing we never do?
M: The thing we never do.
C: (sounding duly impressed) All right, Shovelly Joe!
Now that’s funny!
Here’s the clip in question.
That’s the one. Thanks.
Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller has invented and patented a hot tub with a water jet specifically optimized for female pleasure known as the Jill-Jet (from “jilling off”, the female equivalent of “jacking off”). He said the idea was inspired by Debbie Harry of Blondie.
Looking at that, I get the sense that it was meant to be sarcasm. Not, ‘Ha ha, I’m shockingly trashy.’ But ‘You think people like me are trashy, so I’m gonna say this shocking thing.’
I don’t watch the show, though.
Or helping the boys pack fudge…:eek:
It is no joking matter. I take my anal sex very seriously.
A good one from Mad About You, flashing back from before the wedding. Paul is licking wedding invitation envelopes:
Paul: You know, if I had two tongues I would be the happiest person on earth.
Jamie: Second happiest.
Just thought I’d add this - this week’s ep started with an exchange something like this (I’m paraphrasing):
Caroline (comes in holding envelopes): The mailman came
Max: Where? On your hair, your face? Gimme some clues.
The writing on that show is crap. Even comparing it to Chuck Lorre’s crisp, nuanced and rhythmic joke delivery is a travesty.
Can we say that?
We just did.
On a recent episode (not sure when it aired, as I saw it on Hulu), Bart was talking to his girlfriend Mary Spuckler, begging her to take him back:
“I’ll be more attentive to your needs on the see-saw! I’ll stay down there as long as you like!”
:eek:
Recently on the Simpsons, pre-pubescent Bart was trying to win back his former girlfriend, Mary Spuckler: “I’ll be more attentive to your needs on the seesaw – I’ll stay down there as long as you want.”
I recently heard about an episode of the Simpsons when a young Bart Simpson said something like “I’ll stay down on you as long as you want!!!”
Rio, by Duran Duran.
I spit everywhere laughing. Thank you for that.
I knew before I opened the thread that the culprits would be “Two Broke Girls.” I’m no prude, but if you’re going to do such raunchy stuff relentlessly, it has to be funny. You can recite the punch lines along with this show.
Homer Simpson, talking to the gay guy couple having a dispute: You’ve been riding his ass all night long. And not in a good way.