After winning the coveted Jack Dean Tyler Golden Foreskin award, Curious George has provided us with an encore of even more lunatic conspiracy theories. First, a legitimate discussion is hijacked by Curious George so he can blather about his conspiracy theories. And this is folloed with news of how the US has used subterfuge to involve itself in every conflict it has been in.
I have been studying the composition of these conspiracy theories, and I believe I have them boiled down to their essential constituents. Use the following worksheet to create your own:
Anatomy of a Conspiracy Theory:
“What if…”
(Insert historical incident*)
“was really caused by…”
(Check all that apply)
aliens
JFK
the CIA
the Government – note capital ‘G’
those homo-commie liberals
those gun-toting Nazi conservatives
Walt Disney
Procter and Gamble
the Media – note capital ‘M’
“in an effort to…”
(Check all that apply)
(circle one) implicate / placate the Jews
establish marshal law
take away our guns
institute the dreaded FEMA contingency plans
repay the debt agreed to in a deal with the dark lord (circle one) Satan / Regis / William Shatner
impress (circle one) Brittany Spears / Jodi Foster / the Bilderberg Group
“I mean, think about it. It all makes perfect sense and is certainly possible.”
*[sub]Any event will work, but if you are short of ideas, select from this handy list:
[ul]-taking Happy Days off the air
-my spouse leaving me
-the Spanish Inquisition
-the Salem Witch Trials
-the signing of N. American Free trade
-the Bills loosing 4 Super Bowls
-Lyme disease
-the first Thanksgiving[/ul][/sub]
Actually, you are both wrong.
It’s Marsha’s law: If an object is thrown, it will always either hurt someone’s nose, or break a nice vase.
Consipirator’s love Marsha. Poor Jan.
Garcon! Another white wine in the “liberal but not a fuckin’ lunatic section please. Hell, just bring the case, it’s going to be a long and bumpy ride”
As the OP poster on one of your links, I want to dissociate myself from any opinion held by curious george. My OP was to discuss the facts in the articles, not to start a conspiracy-fest. I personnally do not believe in 99.9999999% of conspiracy theories and agree with the OP that most (if not all) conspiracies are complete bull. A NG I read is graced by the presence of a king-size conspiracy nut (Kansan1225, if anyone’s come across him) who derails most discussions into his latest off-topic conspiracy yarn. And he claims to prophesize events.
At least, CG doesn’t claim to have prophesized various events, which King-size Conspiracy Nuts will be more prone to do. After the fact, nonetheless ie: I told people about this in a personal Email two days before but they will not give me permission to reprint the Email. :rolleyes:
Also, just so my first-ever GD thread doesn’t die with only 7 replies, if anyone would feel like reading the articles and giving their opinions, I’d be very thankful. Just please don’t turn it into yet another “bash CG” thread so it gets pitted. Please stay close to the OP. Thanks.
There were no typos or misspellings in that post when I hit submit. Obviously the fascist moderators have altered my post in an effort to devalue it’s message and repay the debt agreed to in their deal with the dark lord William Shatner. I mean, think about it. It all makes perfect sense and is certainly possible.
My congratulations to you on posting an OP which allows you to effortlessly post a response to any {perceived} errors in that OP.
Plus, not only did the fascist & communist moderators change the spelling of said OP, they also interjected an out-of-place apostrophe into pricciar’s posting.
shhhh… Don’t mention the Mod-Conspiracy!!! They’ll come and take you away. Shhhhh…
[sub]They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They’re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they’re coming to take me away, ha-haa!!! To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time… (fade out)[/sub]
Just please don’t turn it into yet another “bash CG” thread so it gets pitted. Please stay close to the OP. Thanks.