Anatomy of How Money is STILL the Most Important Factor in American Politics

Monday Nov. 12th: Grover Norquist, head of the influential lobbying group Americans for Tax Reform who has bound hundreds of Republicans to a pledge never to raise taxes, showed support for raising a carbon tax in exchange for a cut in income taxes:

To be clear, Norquist is not in favor of a carbon-tax policy, but if it is used to trade for reducing income tax, he agrees it would not violate the pledge.

Tuesday Nov. 13th: The Institute for Energy Research releases a study which soundly pans the idea:

The American Energy Alliance–a pro-fossil-fuel think tank–was even more blunt: “Grover, just butch it up and oppose this lousy idea directly. This word-smithing is giving us all headaches.” Needless to say, both groups rely on funding in large part from Charles and David Koch.

Later that same day: Grover Norquist immediately changes his position on the carbon-tax swap:

Many have speculated that–given the failure of Karl Rove and other Super PACs to deliver much in the way electoral results for the metric shitload of maney they received–that the influence of money in politics is on the wane. Guess again; the rich are still driving the political process, and if their paid policy serfs step one millimeter out of line, they’ll hear about it.

Any chair Grover sits on has to be dry-cleaned to get the lube stains out.