Oddly, I used to live in Waukesha.
Anybody else ever find a mummified fruitcake?
Can we push the fruitcake chronology back to, say, 1899?
If we can come back, bring pie, we can surely radiocarbon date a fruitcake.
This just reinforces my theory that when the world ends there will only be two things left: cockroaches and fruitcake. Of course, the cockroaches will all die out because they will refuse to eat the fruitcake…