...and a side of spam (to shove up your ass!)

The BBQ Pit
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So I’m checking my email, and I stumble across a jem from “Janice” titled “Bin Laden Captured!”

I know it’s spam, not knowing anyone named Janice. But surely they haven’t sunk this low. I mean, somewhere in the back of these peoples crack-addled minds, they surely realize that this is not a good way to generate revenue, or positive vibes amongst the potential customers.

Surely not.

So I open it.

Adults Only!
Click Here Now!
For Hot Nude Celebrities!

You stupid, stupid, stupid, assmonkeys. What nutsucking squicksicle thought this was just a cunterrific advertising idea? What knuckle-dragging moose-blowing cumdumpsters actually buy services from people with these advertising tactics?

To both parties, I say: Grow up, already.

2

And now, apparently, a virus sent as an email attachment: “WTC.EXE”

I hope you get sticks jammed in your pee-holes.

[sub]Are those crickets I hear?[/sub]

3

You have more than one?

Don’t sweat it. They’re just afraid they’ll get the WTC.EXE virus if they reply to you.

The cowardly bastards, abandoning you in your time of need. Oh, sure, Esprix gets a little case of arachnophobia and the SDMB goes APESHIT, but someone has a REAL problem and everyone’s just too busy to care.

4

Sorry, been ensuring our virus pattern files are up-to-date.
It’s the W32.Vote virus.

Go here:

It’ll tell you more than you ever wanted to know about it.

Miserable festering pustules on a warthogs’s sphincter.

At least we run Groupwise. :slight_smile:

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Sorry, been ensuring our virus pattern files are up-to-date.
It’s the W32.Vote virus.

Go here:

It’ll tell you more than you ever wanted to know about it.

Miserable festering pustules on a warthogs’s sphincter.

At least we run Groupwise. :slight_smile: